You should try this: I am having a great day today as well. It's the first day home without kids or husband in a couple of weeks because of all the snow. It's glorious. You hear that? That's right, it's nothing. Because it's quiet.
I saw that video linked a few months ago and was waiting for some sort of payoff, like burning ants or something crazy. And was like WTF, but at the end, when they finish rinsing it off, that immediately changed to "OMG I NEED ONE NOW"
Watching that made me wonder if there's an alternate universe where giant ants are pouring molten aluminum down chimneys of people's houses and then putting the castings on their coffee tables. "Next week we'll be doing a casting of a 15 story urban housing project!"
Megan Fox named her son Bhodi Ransom. On one hand, Point Break is amazing. On the other hand, Mel Gibson's Ransom was pretty awesome. Notice she didn't name her kid Transformers 2. So, my real point is: Mugshots that remind me why eugenics is awesome: These people scare the living shit out of me. This one, I just don't know where the rest of his face went. Why did his head stop growing at 6?
It raises the topic of the centuries old criminology theories based on how people look being a factor in their propensity for being criminals. If we could somehow start a movement where we could detain indefinitely, people who fit these descriptions, we could keep violent crime from ever happening at all. And that microcephalic bastard at the bottom should have been drowned in the bathtub or tossed in a dumpster. No one needs them.
Actually it only kills about 60% of the colony. But you can do it again and again, and that plus the diatomaceous earth = bye bye fire ants.
This thread has taken a turn for the weird. And CJ, are you sure that last picture isn't a woman? I wasn't sure at first.
Could you imagine THAT creeping on your child? Drag it into a church by the ankles and drown it in holy water. Annnnnnnnnnd Good morning to you too, handsome! ...the Nazi tat really brings out the colour of his eight-ball hemmorages.
Time for some eye-bleach. This thread goes up, this thread goes down. And then everything gets fucked up. Back by popular demand, the innies. Amateur pic only because of the belly button jewelry Random model Woo. Its Friday. Its above freezing in Chicago, the sun is out. Which means I will see a plethora of white people in shorts. Still wearing boots, hoodies, and maybe even gloves. But god damn it, you can't stop white people from wearing shorts in Chicago when its above 30 degrees.
When the going get weird, the weird turn pro. I just made the first mojito of the season. You know summer. Because it's 8-fucking-5 here today. Salvaged just enough mint to get a cocktail going. These Februaries are brutal.
Jerk. Mint doesn't grow here until May. Luckily Daqs are all all-season drink, though I prefer them in the summer.