When people do this to their children, they are essentially fucking them for their whole lives. Unless they get a legal name change to something that won't make their resumes go immediately into the shredder, no one will ever take them seriously. And thats their parent's fault.
I still think the most unforgivable name ever is Chastity. The other names are funny, but nothing dooms a child to be a stripper quite like that.
You know Rush, I had this thing all planned out where I was going say that I'll just wait for you to say something clever (sure I'd be waiting a while--ha!) and then post them and say something like "suck on these Rush!" using extra exclamation points so you know I really meant it. However, on the way home I was at a red light and some guys in the van next to me gestured for me to put my window down. I thought they were going to ask for directions, instead the one guy told me I have beautiful hair and he thinks I should know that. He then looks at my daughter and says to her "see what you have to look forward to--that's your mom." So I'm in too good of a mood to be sarcastic. Instead, I came home and did a little of this: Threw in some of this: And finished it off with a Dunkin Donuts coffee. What a great day--alone time and all. Although my family is now wondering why I'm throwing in hair flips at every opportunity.
One time in high school a buddy and I sat through calculus just counting how many times the girl in front of us flipped her hair... it was nearly once a minute. She had massive jugs too. Good times. Tonight is another tax season night where I had date plans with my girlfriend but he will be working late tonight- and has to come in tomorrow too. Oh what's this Stone Smoked Porter sitting in my basement corner I call a cellar? About to become a new friend.
Have an interview at 8:30 in the morning, after spending the week developing bronchitis. What can possibly go wrong? Spoiler Got fancied up last night for a Dining Out with The Husband. It was...interesting. Between the spilled drinks, the female giving me attitude, the vomit all over the table behind me, and a few things that only annoyed me because I know how inappropriate it is to speak during the ceremony they were having. It was overall a lot of fun, but somewhat disappointing. Also. I saw new boobs in the booby thread. YAY.
Is is possible to go to a sporting event without people jumping up from their seats while on their phones and yelling "I'm waving right now, can you see me?!?!" ...okay, you're in the same arena as somebody else you know and it's a big thrill but I can't see the game, weirdo!
I'm a big meaniehead, the third or fourth time they do that, I tap them on the shoulder and ask them to leave their seat and meet their friend because I and everyone behind them can't see. Most of the time it goes over okay, sometimes I get called names. Either way, the ushers seem to agree with me.
Dammit Ronda Rousey is hot. The fact she could kick my ass is ok, I'd enjoy every minute of it. Then she could put me in the one submission move she has and Id still propose to her. She's even hot when she tries to look intimidating. I want to motorboat her labia.
When your biceps are bigger than your tits: PASS!!! "Tits" are for small women, negative connotation. "Boobs" are for the real women, who may have a little un-toned-whogivesafuck and cellulite in places where cellulite happens. But we don't care, because BOOBS!!!! "Jugs" are just impressive. We don't really need to see the rest of the body. In fact, we're probably better off NOT seeing the rest of the body. Just the jugs are enough. Best example of these are the jugs crushing a beer can -- trash the rest of her, but that jug might as well be something my wife sleeps with between her legs. And I dry hump the shit outta when she's not looking.
Don't get me wrong, she could soften up quite a bit. Maybe she'd start producing estrogen again and her man tits would grow out. But she has a good complexion.
When some guys say they like a girl that can kick their ass they usually mean with a paddle while wearing leather in the bedroom. I'm starting to think you want a girl who will make you the little spoon. Considering how tall you are, I'm thinking you may want to start dating an WNBA player.
Random interjection: I'm convinced that Pink Floyd was a gift sent to use from God himself. That is all.
Women over 5'10 look like they have an overactive pituitary gland and knobby knees. Have you seen Margo Dydek?
My wife is 5'11" and I'm 6'1". She's very well-proportioned (only now that she is pregger does she have "curves," in kate upton -- read: not actual curves -- sense). So I take exception to that... I also wonder -- and, from what I've read, I'm not the only one -- why there is a disproportionate-to-general-population number of taller-than-average people on this board. My theory: either we're all just lying, or the taller you get the more self-absorbed and superficial you become and thus you seek out places like this. tl;dr: Where the fuck is Netdata?
Why are you all out and being social and doing fun things on a Friday night and not here posting and being active on the board? Gosh.