I'm here hooker. I'm learning the price to pay for being single when all your friends all get married, is your Friday evenings all the sudden become much more lame. I'm convinced thats why people as they get older start settling down, they just get bored and lonely. What'd Chris Rock say, "Single and lonely or married and bored", I think he had a point, quite the dilemma really.
Don't settle. Married people are bored and lonely too. This married woman is old and tired. I'm off in the name of beauty rest. Cheers.
I successfully convinced The Girlfriend to watch X-Art. God damn, but that is some nice, sensual porn. She won't tell me what she watched, but she said it was "nice" and "inspiring". I'm chipping away hard at that threesome, here folks. I am on my Saturday boredom at the moment, listening to Glitch Mob, going to have coffee with a student, then yoga and hopefully I can find a steam room in Korea-land that allows foreigners. Curse these lands for not having the Lego movie in English. It's times like this that I miss getting drunk and sexually assaulting doorknobs, Jeep Cherokees and bean bag chairs. Coffee and yoga it is, I suppose.
No soju? A buddy of mine just know moved back to Korea for his third year of teaching English. I keep getting these Single Muslim ads. Google, what the fuck?
Bourbon has the best buzz of all the fine spirits in the world. Its nice, relaxing, and talkative. I think Google is drunk, because now I have Japanese Singles ads popping up. Thats really surprising because I imagined all the tentacle porn I look at wouldn't be tracked by google. Edit: Don't look up tentacle porn, thats some fucked up weird shit.
Anyone else find that with home brew the hangovers are never as bad? I drink more beer, and it's all stronger, and I never wake up sucking my thumb in the fetal position. Good morning!
Have to disagree with the great Chris Rock here. When I was single, I was never lonely if I didn't want to be. In fact, I was never lonely from the time I was 18 until I got married. That's not to say I didn't spend a lot of time alone, I certainly did, but I was quite happy to do so. When I didn't want to be alone I had options. I guess that's why I'm constantly surprised when single people mention being lonely. Believe me, I'm not good looking, charming, or smooth by any stretch, but by far the time in my life I got laid the most was when I was single between the ages of 28-32 (when I started dating my wife). I also had the good fortune to 'date' women that had a lot going for them in the intellect department, which was really cool. Good times!
Indeed. It's not just "slightly worse" either. Whenever you think you've seen the worst, there's something out the five times as traumatizing. You think you can't top Midget Amputee Clown Coathanger Torture vol. 6, and then you stumble across something that kills your hard-on for a month. ..actually, there's a certain scene from Requiem For A Dream that has the ability to do that too. REEEEEAL sexy shit. Don't watch it.
I didn't know you could juggle. Can you do a running chainsaw, a bowling ball and an open umbrella while riding a unicycle?
Ugh. My fever broke while I was sleeping and it was like every pore in my body pissed itself. I thought I had a horse head under the sheets or that I ACTUALLY pissed myself when I woke up but it was just gross sweat everywhere. Freaked me out.
I've been a little freaked out this morning, too. My left eye is rapid twitching. I can't decide if I've had too much coffee, not enough coffee, or if I'm starting to go insane. I haven't started laughing for no reason and rubbing my hands together yet, so I'm going to assume it's coffee related.