I just realized that I haven't spoken to another human being in person in almost two weeks. Yet somehow I managed to catch a cold.
Increasingly yes. Getting made redundant is a double edged sword. Also, in my day to day life I'm a hardcore computer geek, so typing is second nature to me.
I am having a margarita and happened to look at the TV and apparently I am watching a show about a woman with ginormous jugs. Really, they're huge. I'm going to try to find a picture. She has a website. Found one: $175 a bra!
She was talking about how she uses her arms to squeeze them together so they get noticed. Yeah, you need to do that. Um, also, I changed the channel. Really. Skiing it is!
At a certain point, weight loses all meaning for those tittays. You need to start measuring them in hectares or something.
I got day drunk, brewed five gallons of beer AND pre-made two Lazy Wife Breakfast Casseroles for the 7 AM hockey party happening tomorrow morning. Such a productive Saturday. My mother would be so proud.
Each one weighs as much as 3(!) bowling balls. Howev,er bowling balls come in different weights, so I guess that can range anywhere from...math is hard right now. But it's a lot. I don't know about the pain, I really did change the channel.
Man, and I thought my fun bags were fat. Those would knock you the fuck out. Or at least suffocate you. But for sure those mother fuckers could kill you.
So, listen, I've been thinking about this. You guys really don't give rob Thomas enough credit to his greatness. I mean, the man is awesome. I just love his beautiful, deep voice. Seriously, it gives me shivers. I don't care what any of you guys say, he's a wonderful wonderful man. I like hm with long hair, I like him with short hair (prefer short), I like him skinny, I like him fat. I don't care he's vegetarian. Or a smoker. Or that he looks like a greasy mess sometimes. He's just so awesome really. Really. Do not even try to argue with me about this. I won't change my mind! I amy or may not be listening to him right now.(hint: I am). If I had any sort of stalking capabilities, I'd stalk the shit out of him: Rob Thomas for life! He's my freebie.
I've always thought it was funny when big girls brag about having big tits. Somehow being fat made them have larger breasts and somehow thats an advantage they have over petit women. Guys know the difference, women need to know this.
I have never wanted to type "what the fucking fuck?" as bad as right now watching that gif. What the fucking fuck?
Had hatch green chili beer tonight from a local german food place that brews their own beer. It was... interesting. My farts are not only room-clearing, but painful. Raise your hand if you ever got legally intoxicated off hot sauce.... Anyone? Bueller????
I understand that people have different tastes than mine and they may be the opposite of what I prefer, however spicy beer should not exist, ever. If I want something spicy, I'll get some wings or a burrito. When I'm drinking a beer, I don't want to be sweating, unless of course I'm receiving a blow job from a sexy female while drinking that beer.
Oh come on you asshole, you can't leave it at that. Story time, let's go. Open up those fresh wounds, I want to feel better about myself!