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The Heart Day WDT (NSFW As Always)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Feb 13, 2014.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    "....now if you'll excuse me, I'm going shopping for short-shorts to wear to my kickball game. Faggots."
     
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  2. katokoch

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    Still won.

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    I was actually gonna bring up that if you wanted to truly rile someone up, confused UK and KU to Kentucky and Kansas fans/alumni, respectively. They get heated.

    The old Big 12, I guess originally the Big 8, was awesome at that for whatever reason. Nebraska, Colorado, Kansas, and Missouri all have backwards abbreviations like that.
     
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    Add Oklahoma to that list.
     
    #584 caseykasem, Feb 26, 2014
  5. Rush-O-Matic

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    Um, are you talking about the one in Florida? Because, otherwise, LOL
    #SECeyecandythebest
     
    #585 Rush-O-Matic, Feb 26, 2014
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    Fact.
     
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    I'm talking about the one smack in the middle of the Coral Gables campus. The UF eye candy is nice too, but they don't have a swimming pool right in the middle of the dorms. At least as far as I recall.

    Also, Rush, are you suggesting there's no eye candy in Miami? Is that what I'm seriously reading?
     
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  8. Rush-O-Matic

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    What? Heck no. The last line of the post before yours was about Minnesota, and there had been some previous discussion about Miami of Ohio. So, when you said "the campus," I wanted to make sure you were talking about the Miami Florida campus and not one the others.
     
    #588 Rush-O-Matic, Feb 26, 2014
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    Ah, understood. Please note that when I say Miami or Miami University or Miami anything, I mean Miami Florida. Because that's what 90% of the country will think of when you say Miami unless you specifically state "Miami of Ohio". Go ahead JWags, get mad.
    Also I was a bit confused because UM is ACC. But you know what? Fuck it. Coeds are awesome.
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  10. FreeCorps

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    I hereby now dub this the co-ed thread.
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    #590 FreeCorps, Feb 26, 2014
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    I approve of this change. Here's one for my brother who's doing his grad work at WVU

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    #591 toddamus, Feb 26, 2014
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    Coeds from far and wide. From Oregon to Rutgers.
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    "Unitard" just became my new favorite insult word. Thanks.

    Any of you women-folk have some remedies for tolerating the Red Tide? My girlfriend can't take birth control and she's Goddamned miserable, which in turn, is ruining my existence.

    Also, what the fuck does an school principal actually do? Every time I see the news, it seems like they suspend/punish some kid for innocent mistakes like they are at the fucking Nuremberg trials. Like this twat-waffle unitard, for instance:

    <a class="postlink" href="http://abclocal.go.com/wls/story?section=news/national_world&id=9445255" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://abclocal.go.com/wls/story?sectio ... id=9445255</a>
     
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    You do realize he wasn't using "unitard" as an insult, right? It's what wrestlers compete in.

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    Yeah, don't bug the shit out of us. I mean really, could you chew any louder?

    Kidding, I just lose my vision and curl up in a ball and whine miserably. Have her try that.
     
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    Masturbate.
     
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    What about for her?
     
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    My roommate in college use to bake during that time of the month. It worked out well for me, I got lots of brownies and cookies.
     
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    My girlfriend thinks up conspiracies I may have against her in-between demands for chocolate. I guess it works for her?

    We called them singlets anyways.
     
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