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The Heart Day WDT (NSFW As Always)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Feb 13, 2014.

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  1. kuhjäger

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    So I helped out with my nephew's 7th birthday party today. 20 kids, and what blew me away was not a single kid was even chubby.

    In america you get 5 kids in a room, and two of them are butterballs.
     
    #101 kuhjäger, Feb 16, 2014
  2. toddamus

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    Time to start feeding those kids some burgers, they need to be at at healthy weight. Maybe some surgary soda too, to get the blood sugar up.
     
    #102 toddamus, Feb 16, 2014
  3. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    I always assumed a nutritious diet of Mountain Dew, Cheetos and cake icing was the cornerstone of every future athlete/scholar.
     
    #103 Crown Royal, Feb 16, 2014
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    Mmmmmmmm....cake icing.
     
    #104 happyfunball, Feb 16, 2014
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    This third dog thing is just so tough:

    Spoilered for huge image.
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    #105 DannyMac, Feb 16, 2014
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    Never describe your coworker, who is coming over, as "the brunette with huge jugs." The amount and variety of breast puns is staggering.
     
    #106 bewildered, Feb 16, 2014
  7. CharlesJohnson

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    Snack trays
    Tits
    Hooters
    Big 'Uns
    Yumyums
    Sweater Hams
    Sweater Kittens
    Boobs
    Rack
    Girls
    Jugs
    Jubilees
    Chesticles
    Boulders
    Bazoombas
    Funbags
    Tah-tahs
    Puppies
    Hangers
    Danglers

    Aaaaaaaaaaaand...

    *deep breath*

    Knockers.
     
    #107 CharlesJohnson, Feb 16, 2014
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    My favorite my dad always used to use was "chestnuts."
     
    #108 Kubla Kahn, Feb 16, 2014
  9. Crown Royal

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    Mine is "Tongue Magnets".
     
    #109 Crown Royal, Feb 16, 2014
  10. Flat_Rate

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    Good ole boy at work calls 'em The Milkers
     
    #110 Flat_Rate, Feb 16, 2014
  11. CharlesJohnson

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    I can't believe I forgot Dirty Pillows.

    In other news, Stephanie Seymour is fucked up. These pictures are kind of hot until you find out these are her sons. What the fucking fuck. You're not telling me, after seeing these, that those kids weren't breastfed until they were 12. Hell, they might still be.

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    (She's still stunningly hot after 4 or 5 kids. Norman Bates' mom or not.)
     
    #111 CharlesJohnson, Feb 16, 2014
  12. Crown Royal

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    The older Douchie McBaggerstonshire is Peter Brandt Jr. who will inherit a four billion dollar check when his Dan Hedaya-clone dad croaks. He's an Instagram star, finishing all his posts with "Get on my level!" Because of course HE'S the reason he'll never have to do anything that requires effort for his entire life.

    Keep hitting up google images and you'll see him making out with his mom on the beach. It's fucked up, dude. I think Axl punched her in the face once too often.

    The poor, poor rich. So entitled and insane.
     
    #112 Crown Royal, Feb 16, 2014
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    And, uh, Pedro.
     
    #113 Clutch, Feb 16, 2014
  14. Rush-O-Matic

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    That reminds me: it was nice getting an update in the knocker thread.
     
    #114 Rush-O-Matic, Feb 16, 2014
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    Why do itching idiots perch their hats a dope off their heads? Retarded. You lions like a sucking swears.
     
    #115 Angel_1756, Feb 17, 2014
  16. Crown Royal

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    I've.... got nothing on that.
     
    #116 Crown Royal, Feb 17, 2014
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    My God the Russian women's curbing team are hot. Stupid sexy.
    Or maybe I lost lone it when wince he'll haaaaaaaaaaaaaard at me.
     
    #117 Angel_1756, Feb 17, 2014
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    Angel, I've read the last two of your posts and...nothing. Noooo idea. I speak drunk speak and I'm still confused.
     
    #118 Queen-Bee, Feb 17, 2014
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    It's cool QB-I got this.

    Hey Angel! Doctor made a dandruff willow on the porch! Yeah-Slim likes to cuddle the hairy lobster and Daniel said fluffy punt! Go Cleveland!

    Sorted.
     
    #119 Bob Trousers, Feb 17, 2014
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    Speaking of dropping acid . . .
     
    #120 Rush-O-Matic, Feb 17, 2014
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