I was going to say, when I was in China I was told that the USA exports nearly all of our chicken feet to them. The asians love them. They really aren't bad but its one of those things where it takes more time getting anything from chicken feet than it's really worth doing.
I just like the scenic backgrounds So, any of you older dudes that remember the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition that came out with Cheryl Tiegs in this bathing suit Spoiler will be delighted to know they have recreated it in body paint this year. On my girlfriend* Hannah Ferguson. Spoiler *She and I** may have different definitions about the word "girlfriend." ** And the judge who wrote the restraining order. Whatever.
The new representative for one of the temp companies we use stopped by a few minutes ago. She's a hot, petite thing with just the right amount of trashiness. I'm in love.
My oldest daughter turned 20 today. I'm going to my 30 year COLLEGE reunion in July. I used my AARP card when reserving the rental car. Still, when I'm about to pass wind, I say to my wife, "Pull my finger!" That's how I stay young.
When is it professionally acceptable to throw a document that someone has written back onto their desk with a sticky note on it that says "I have taken shits that were more intelligent and articulate than this"?
I just found out that one of my operators is a registered sex offender as a result of his conviction for "forcible rape".
I guess he's not a smooth operator, then. Ahem. I apologize for the terribleness of the preceding joke.
What in God's name in the alternate to "forcible" rape? I usually don't regard it as having much consent to it. Must be a real joy to share a building with him.
I would guess statutory rape would be different being that its about the age of the victim and and not so much about consent.
Forcible rape with a threat of violence or the victim is chemically incapacitated in some way. I looked it up.
Yeesh. Before we go down this rabbit hole I'd just like to post a picture to give reference to a subject that came up here a few weeks ago. The term "porno hot." My brother once said the only way he'd ever be attracted to a girl covered in tattoos is if she was porno hot. This girl has been posting body shots leading up to I think a figure competition. I honestly don't know how we even know each other through Facebook. But she is the very definition of porno hot:
Thats just a fit girl with very low body fat. For me, she's attractive, but I don't like the torso tattoos. I like all the other tattoos though. The real determining factor would be her face.
Tattoos can be incredibly hot but her? Too much. Way too much. You can be covered in tattoos to the point where they distract away from an amazing body, I'd say she could be an example. At least the solution is easy as shutting the lights off.