She reminds me of Bonnie Rotten. I have no idea why I am attracted to this girl, but she is the epitome of porno hot. You get crabs just looking at her photos. Now, she may be a lovely person and well adjusted (lol, no), but she looks like something Jesse James wouldn't fuck. She even has her armpits tattooed. I often say I don't have a type, but this chick is definitely not my type. Save for the fact I'd do dirty, terrible things to her... things she would call "Tuesday" if you had $500. NSFW NSFW NSFW
Let's not forget Emotional Rape. God, what an idiot terminology that is. "Gasp! The monster...he forced his opinions on me!!!"
Yeah, definitely need to see that chicks face. And why have both definitions of porno hot involved tattoos? Also, her bottom half is a little bit to lean for me. I'm all for chicks that workout, but I'd like to be able to lay my head down comfortably without breaking an ear. Also, those stomach piercings? I'm not as into those as I want to be. Like I want to think they're hot, but I just can't.
We are forgetting about the spider web tattoo nipples. When those things start to fail in about 10 years, it will go from looking like spider webs to the bags made of netting that hold oranges.
I think the first picture, where her face/hair look like a dude in a screamo band, is where the dude came from. Her body is legit, but like katotch said, too many. And I love tattoos, huge turn on. I just don't love thigh pieces or chest/stomach. As for Benedict Cumberbatch, his self awareness is what makes him awesome. You get these dudes who become sex symbols for whatever reason, despite being unconventional looking, and they are shitheads. But he's as confused as we are. At the same time, I don't think being told you look like Benedict Cumberbatch would be a compliment either, considering you like don't have the accent or the acting chops. Speaking of Sherlock, a certain female told me this weekend that I looked like Moriarty. I wasn't sure how I felt, cause he's a goofy little man and a crazy person.
So I saw a young man take a face first fall today in the gym locker room. Poor guy looked like he busted his nose up pretty bad, he was gushing blood. Listen, I know we all hate how the senior citizens just walk around with their twigs and berries proudly waving for the world to see. But there are also those poor people that are so damn scared because goodness knows that if their dongle shows FOR EVEN A SECOND that they might catch the gay that it gets a little ridiculous. It's a locker room FFS. This poor kid was doing the thing where you wrap your towel around yourself then take off your underwear because goodness knows someone might be trying to catch a glimpse, but he got tangled up and now he's on the way to the hospital. Just change. No one cares.
Usually its a fat person with an inverted penis. I've seen these in the ER. Its always amazes me how the nurse even finds it to place the catheter.
I just saw a photo of Kate Upton as an 18 year old. So I went and google image searched her for photos to figure out why she is so pretty in that regular photo and just generally not that appealing to me in those mag covers and professional photos. They keep photoshopping her fucking collar bones out! What in the fuck? Also I think she is naturally attractive but the "sexy" makeup and hair don't make her more appealing.
Are they really editing them out, or does she just know how to arch her shoulders to keep them from being so prominent? I don't know. I will continue to look at a bunch of photos of her and report back. I think that is the lowest of the lowest bikini bottom I have ever seen in my life.
Bewildered those bottom two photos do look photoshopped to death (like so many), but both you and Rush can keep posting her too- I'm not really complaining. What was I saying?
Well, all photoshop jobs are not equal. The highly airbrushed/shopped photos really make people look like an entirely different species though. I bet she is smoking in person but all those model-y posed pictures are underwhelming to me.
I swear to jeebus if this turns into you chucklefucks cracking on Ms. Upton I will hunt you down like the dogs you are.
Not me. I think she's beautiful. Some people comment on her not being rail thin, no hips or whatever. She has a gorgeous face, wonderful boobs, and every time I've seen her interviewed, she seems fun to be around. All win, as far as I'm concerned. By request: Also, since we did several pages on Emily Ratajkowski (from the Blurred Lines video: topless edition) a few WDT's ago, I'd like to mention that she is featured in the body paint section of the SI Swimsuit edition. Spoiler Spoiler
I'm glad I'm not the only one who saw that. That first picture straight up screams, I'm a dude wearing a bikini.
I don't even know... I just accidentally posted a picture of me in my underwear as my profile picture for facebook. I thought I could edit it before it posted as I just wanted to crop my face in the picture. I think I had an "oh shit" moment as I saw it appear on my page. I don't think I could click edit fast enough and then that didn't work as it just dragged my whole body around. Then I'm looking for the delete button, clicked that and that seemed to take a little to finally delete it. Now I have no profile picture. I'm friends with people from high school. Please, let none of them be on facebook as that happened. Or you know, my dad, or brother, or sister-in-law.