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The I-Can't-Believe-It's-Week-9-In-The-NFL Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Dcc001, Nov 2, 2012.

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  1. mya

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    Rep to bewildered (since I can't rep her until I spread my rep around)....how YOU doin'?
     
    #181 mya, Nov 5, 2012
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    Trampoline party.
     
    #182 PIMPTRESS, Nov 5, 2012
  3. Nom Chompsky

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    Sorry guys, I'd love to let you keep talking about having a semi-naked trampoline party in Hawaii, but Dixiebandit rules stipulate that these threads must be ended promptly.

    ps if my sister is involved take me off the video mailing list please
     
    #183 Nom Chompsky, Nov 5, 2012
  4. bewildered

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    For the record, the rep to mya was in reference to the Tiber thread!

    "Oh yeah, tell me more!" -el husband about my dream.

    Anyway, back to your usual banter.
     
    #184 bewildered, Nov 5, 2012
  5. mya

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    Well crap....rejected AGAIN.
     
    #185 mya, Nov 5, 2012
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    Is that a lesbian euphemism?

    Like shucking the clam?
     
    #186 Gator, Nov 5, 2012
  7. mya

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    Is shucking the clam a lesbian euphemism? All this is new to me, I guess I should hang at the nail polish aisle at Walmart more often.
     
    #187 mya, Nov 5, 2012
  8. Gator

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    If its not it should be!

    I do know that scientists have recently uncovered the remains of a rare lesbian dinosaur.

    the Likalotapus
     
    #188 Gator, Nov 5, 2012
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    What time are you gonna be there, gorgeous? I'll help you put a polish on your digits...I'm a fan of Wet n Wild myself. I'll use soft, gentle strokes and pay attention to detail. You won't be disappointed.

    (Nail polish lesbian euphemisms are fun. But seriously, I can't paint nails for shit.)
     
    #189 Pinkcup, Nov 5, 2012
  10. bewildered

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    I suspect that Gator gets his jokes from Popsicle sticks.
     
    #190 bewildered, Nov 5, 2012
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    All I'm saying is, you've not lived until you've tasted genuine Canadian beaver.
     
    #191 Angel_1756, Nov 5, 2012
  12. dixiebandit69

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    No, I'm mad that no new threads are getting bumped. If you want to have a permanent drunk thread, go ahead, but bump some new stuff every now and then.

    By all means, continue planning the trampoline party.

    I'd post some pictures of girls on trampolines with appropriate music right now, but I'm not at my home computer.
     
    #192 dixiebandit69, Nov 5, 2012
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    As are:

    Clicking the mouse

    Flapping the eagle

    Feeding the pitbull a tennis ball

    Throwing the hotdog down the hallway

    Fisting Chelsea Clinton

    Ok, I made all of those up except the first. I have no idea what you people call jackin' off.
     
    #193 CharlesJohnson, Nov 5, 2012
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    You people? Are you some kind of lesbist? Jerk.
     
    #194 Rush-O-Matic, Nov 5, 2012
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    Jilling off

    Flicking the bean

    Schlicking

    Playing DJ

    Fisting Chelsea Clinton
     
    #195 Nom Chompsky, Nov 5, 2012
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    Roughing up a suspect
     
    #196 JPrue, Nov 5, 2012
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    Electrifying the glovebox

    Spiking the Kool-Aid

    Flesh Solitaire
     
    #197 Crown Royal, Nov 5, 2012
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    finding little red riding hood and chasing her around the forest
     
    #198 Parker, Nov 5, 2012
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    Stuffing the turkey.

    What? It's Thanksgiving. The mental image is making me giggle way too much.
     
    #199 CharlesJohnson, Nov 5, 2012
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    I think this one is the most accurate, unless she just freshly shaved. Not creepy at all!
     
    #200 Parker, Nov 5, 2012
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