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The I-Can't-Believe-It's-Week-9-In-The-NFL Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Dcc001, Nov 2, 2012.

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  1. lust4life

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    You seem overly familiar with the process, Crown. Is there something you want to tell us?

    I'm glad we've changed back to CST. I hate leaving for work when it's pitch black outside, but unlike years ago when I could sleep in and appreciate the extra hour of slumber, my body clock wasn't having any of it this morning, so I was up and in the shower at 5:00. And my NY Times still hasn't arrived!

    "I want my, I want my NYT!!"
     
  2. TX.

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    'Tis my favorite day of the year. Er, this week. I love waking up this early.
     
  3. Cult

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    I wish this NFL season was over already. Fuck the browns.


    That video was posted a almost a year ago exactly and we're pretty much in the same place, and I'm sure a year from not it will still be relevant.
     
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  4. McSmallstuff

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    Oh coffee how I love thee.
     
  5. mya

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    SO, what did I do with my extra hour today?

    I went through the entire TiBer's thread. AGAIN.

    I am sure this is the type of productivity that was intended.
     
  6. The Village Idiot

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    Ugh, I really try. I do. I stick to my belief that most people are good, and try to do the right thing. I try to hold on to that when friends do something not very nice, and it pisses me off.

    /end pointless rant.

    Anyway, up early, had to break out the heavy coat to walk the dog this morning at 6 a.m. (which was really 7 a.m. to her). Saw the sun come up over Penn's Landing so that was nice.

    Off to grab a shower and head on in to work, hope you all enjoy the football today.
     
  7. ghettoastronaut

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    The universe will be cold and dead infinitely longer than our little corner of it will ever be warm and alive.
     
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    Given their roster and expectations, I think you should be fairly pleased with the team so fr this year.

    Also the funniest part of that video is "majestic shoreline."
     
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  9. Parker

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    I'm just going to point out again the volume of content in the TiBers thread in absolutely insane compared to the volume of content in any of the other 3 threads featuring women put together. Not to mention the rate in which that thread grew. Just saying ladies, nothing is free, we want equality also.

    And that close up pussy shot tumbler was fucking disgusting. It should look more like this.

     

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    It can only go downhill from there. Damn that's nice.
     
  11. mya

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    Think of the ratio of males vs females here though. Based on that, I think we are doing pretty darn good. I feel like the vast majority of the TiBettes have contributed to the cause.
     
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    Music and Pussy.........



    Any thoughts anyone had of seeing pretty pussy here has been destoyed by Parker.
     
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    But you women have most of the boards attractiveness. So using that standard you must admit you ladies are being a little stingy with the hotness.
     
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    I too agree that we need more handsome men on here. Any PUA sites you kids know of that we can get some studs to gravitate towards us?
     
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    It's an old Pat Green Sunday....



     
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    I'll post my penis, if y'all think that will help.
     
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    Didn't know you could embed pictures that small.

    *Drops the mic*
     
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    Hot apple brandy + apple cider + cinnamon stick? Well hello there Fall, good to see you again.
     
  19. Nitwit

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    C'mon. You know as well as I do that the death knell of any well intentioned collective is allowing the same ten people to go around glad handling themselves and everyone who comes into contact with them into their own..........selves.



    I'm so drunk right now I just wish my pizza would arrive.
     
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  20. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    I like it when my roommate listens to jazz while he's working at home because it makes everything I do feel classier.
     
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