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The I-Can't-Believe-It's-Week-9-In-The-NFL Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Dcc001, Nov 2, 2012.

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  1. Kubla Kahn

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    Did I just shit myself?

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    Man rewatching Terminator Salvation. This movie is ten times as shitty as I remember it. What a fucking waste.
     
    #141 Kubla Kahn, Nov 4, 2012
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    At least John Connor isn't a whining little bitch in that one. Try watching Terminator:Sarah Connor Chronicles or Terminator 3 again and say that.

    That said, I really liked TSCC towards the end. It got cancelled just as it was getting interesting.
     
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  3. Kubla Kahn

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    There were a couple of decent plot points that really could have been a great addition to the franchise if it had been executed right. But instead John Conner jumped out of a plane into the sea to swim down to a submarine then had a open air heart transplant in the middle of the desert with a cyborg. McG, I mean the dudes name says it all.
     
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  4. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    Ah yes, the guy who gave us the Charlie's Angels turds and Fastlane. How do we thank him for such highbrow entertainment?
     
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  5. Kubla Kahn

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    Yeah, Terminator 3 is on now and it is fucking terrible too. But with that one you at least knew it was a shameless carbon copy money grab of the first two. There was at least some promise of new and interesting directions with Salvation but alas it failed absolutely.
     
    #145 Kubla Kahn, Nov 4, 2012
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    Music for pussy and pussy for music!



    This next video may be offensive for some viewers.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1480352203" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?v ... 1480352203</a>

    ps.....I am in no way personally an advocate or do I engage in behavior of this sort. It just seemed to best express the spirit of the music in this particular instance.

    Really, I can't believe that actually happened.
     
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  7. Crown Royal

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    Personally I think it failed largely because of Bale's on-set hissy fit, it was a planned trilogy. That, and it had no humour whatsoever. Sam Worthington and of course the robotic creations were the only good thing about it.
     
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    T3 tried way too hard with the humor and it failed miserably. At least Cameron could execute it with some gusto and style. Jonathan Mostow made a hackneyed, made-for-ScyFy sequel that had a boring female Terminator for no other reason than "just because."

    T4 made T3 look awesome. Therefore, it was an unredeemable piece of shit. Bale completely ruined the character of John Connor, the Sam Worthington character was stupid and pointless, and McG just had to shoehorn in every reference to the first two movies as much as he possibly could.

    T2 is my favorite movie ever, the following two broke my heart.
     
    #148 Juice, Nov 4, 2012
  9. Kubla Kahn

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    I wouldn't blame Bale, he's a great actor on a shitty movie. His part was just written badly enough nothing was going to save the film. His tirade while hilarious in that over the top pompous way didn't really factor in for me for why the movie suuuuuucked. You are correct that T3 tried way too fucking hard to be funny but failed terribly.


    In other news Im getting a little tired of facebook making it harder and harder for me to facebook stalk people. They have some new picture filtering feature that makes it impossible to see pictures of your friends if they were tagged in pictures by people you aren't friends with, which cuts off a good portion of listed photos. Then even albums they created only have a small portion viewable up front, making you click through one by one to see ones not listed. Damn you facebook for hindering my creeping. Shakes fist at sky!
     
    #149 Kubla Kahn, Nov 4, 2012
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    There is nothing I love more than beer and the Giants losing. This glass of Bitch's Brew is the shit.

    Also, this may be the best picture ever -

     

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  11. $100T2

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    Watch these in order. Everyone and their mother knows this fucking song, but if you live under a rock:



    It was then covered very well by these guys:



    And then there is this, which is just fucking awesome:



    And they do this, which is also just fucking awesome:



    Enjoy the funny.
     
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    So barring some big upsets Notre Dame is out. I'm still pissed LSU didn't win. The possibility of an SECless national title game was exciting even if it didn't involve the Irish.
     
    #152 McSmallstuff, Nov 4, 2012
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    I hate working a sales job sometimes, especially when you get sold on something.

    One of my employees was arguing with me today about a sale he didn't make (he was arguing that he should get a sale that another employee got, but he had no claim to the sale) - and I've been spending the past few hours remembering things he said to me to plead his case that I should've called him out on, but didn't. It makes my blood pressure rise thinking about it.

    Speaking of blood pressure, I need a beer.
     
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    What? What did I do wrong? You just need to step your game up. You gotta bring it, with something like this

    Or
     

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    Be honest, man. If you took a girl home from the bar, got those panties down and found out that she had sharpied on a drawing of a thong...wouldn't you take her back to the care center she escaped from?
     
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    That might be a crayola washable marker, but I'd take her back after I gave her the best 30 seconds of her life. That's for sure.
     
    #156 Parker, Nov 5, 2012
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    T1 is the original standard model for the action movie, but its momentum is unequalled. It never lets up for a minute, and with such a small budget it just shows how powerful of a film it really is. It STILL kicks ass to watch almost 30 years later.

    I think T2 set the model fo the big-budget summer blockbuster that made so many folks flock to the theatres in the 90's, but with such better characterization and suspense. Plus, it was still so cold and dark like the first.

    Both of those films are a class on their own, though I overwhelmingly like the first better (sorry). The next two? I didn't HATE them. The only reason I didn't hate T3 was that incredible crane-ambulance-fire truck chase. T4 was colourless, emotionless Mad Max/1984- post apocalypse recycled tripe with good effects. Nothing more.
     
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    I just stepped in dog shit while wearing flip flops. Arghhbbalaarrrharf.
     
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  19. Rush-O-Matic

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    T1 is great. But, if we're going to talk setting standards and sucky sequels, 1988 and Die Hard would like to speak with you.

    And, totally unrelated . . .

    If she says, "Ugh, that soup was so hot it burned the roof of my mouth and left a blister." Apparently, the wrong response to that is "Oh, would you like me to squirt some semen on it?"
     
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    You people are psycho. they've only made 2 Terminator films then Arnold became governor and no one ever spoke of it again. NO ONE EVER SPOKE OF IT AGAIN.

    While Terminator continued on a trend of realistic (as opposed to goofy 80s shit like Rambo 3) action in modern flicks, Wild Bunch, The Getaway, Rambo, Wild Geese would all like a word. Bond flicks might be the prototype. Thunderball is still riveting to watch.

    Funny story, Rambo 2 was written by... James Cameron.
     
    #160 CharlesJohnson, Nov 5, 2012
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