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The I-Can't-Believe-It's-Week-9-In-The-NFL Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Dcc001, Nov 2, 2012.

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  1. Noland

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    Only if you can erase Never Say Never Again from your memory.
     
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    So, it's Guy Fawkes night, an event not celebrated in Canada. That said, one of my UK-born coworkers (who has been a Canadian citizen for nearly 25 years) is currently making himself a little Guy Fawkes effigy in his office out of post-it notes and paper clips.
     
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    Speaking of Guy Fawkes, whatever happened to that guy? Used to enjoy his posts, too many people don't post enough anymore.
     
    #163 Flat_Rate, Nov 5, 2012
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    I was just going to ask the same thing!
     
    #164 JC62, Nov 5, 2012
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    He was captured, tortured, and hung. His body was then quartered and the pieces sent to the four corners of the kingdom.
     
    #165 Noland, Nov 5, 2012
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    I thought he was sent on a train laden with explosives into The Old Bailey.

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    This exists...

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    Seriously why do I open your nsfw tags any more?
     
    #167 McSmallstuff, Nov 5, 2012
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    I had a dream last night that a lesbian tried to pick me up while I was picking out nail polish at Wal Mart. I told her sorry, I'd been with my partner for 5 or 6 years.

    What the FUCK?
     
    #168 bewildered, Nov 5, 2012
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    That is totally crazy. You'd never buy nail polish at Walmart.
     
    #169 Rush-O-Matic, Nov 5, 2012
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    I've been watching a lot of The Wire lately. I'm thinking that maybe I have a subconscious crush on Kima?
     
    #170 bewildered, Nov 5, 2012
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    Predictions on how long it takes bewildered to realize she's a lesbian?
     
    #171 Frank, Nov 5, 2012
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    I'm not! Which is why I found the dream strange.
     
    #172 bewildered, Nov 5, 2012
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    Why would a lesbian be cruising the nail polish section for hookups?

    Youd figure she be hunting/cunting in the automotive or work boot section.
     
    #173 Gator, Nov 5, 2012
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    Riiight, mmm hmm.
     

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    I'm not a lesbian, but I might become one for Nom's sister.
     
    #175 bewildered, Nov 5, 2012
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    Funny how you used "partner" instead of "husband."
     
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    Whoosh.
     
    #177 Rush-O-Matic, Nov 5, 2012
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    That's the point. In the dream I was into women and had a woman.
     
    #178 bewildered, Nov 5, 2012
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    I gave my current job 4 weeks notice that I would be leaving with the plan of taking a week off in between starting the new gig. They asked me to work a little longer, and I negotiated a bit and now I don't have that week off. Originally I was kicking myself, but I tell you, this 2 hour lunch thing and rolling out at 3:30 guilt free isn't half bad.

    edit .... and I don't often post my reps, but the last one I got from bewildered simply said "I love you mya". Hmmmmm.....
     
    #180 mya, Nov 5, 2012
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