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The Lazy Mod Drunk Thread 7/8/11!!!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jul 8, 2011.

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  1. Angel_1756

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    The Big Four-Oh

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    Two posts nearly back to back. Jesus, I'm turning into Ballsack here.

    It's my birthday. I'm not nearly tipsy enough.

    AND,

    I need an attractive person to come and do my dishes. Male, female, it does not matter.
     
    #221 Angel_1756, Jul 9, 2011
  2. Nom Chompsky

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    Options for both!

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  3. Angel_1756

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    Sold, muthafucka.

    Kidding. More boobies, please. That is my birthday wish.
     
    #223 Angel_1756, Jul 9, 2011
  4. Crown Royal

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    Why would you let Emo dude near the sink? He's just gonna grab the nearest knife and start cutting himself.
     
    #224 Crown Royal, Jul 9, 2011
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    Why is he cleaning the dishes with a toilet brush?
     
    #225 zyron, Jul 9, 2011
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    I'm out of scotch, and on to rum. To me, scotch is delicious, gin is yummy, vodka is acceptable, and beer and wine are just dandy. But rum is nasty!
     
    #226 babyface, Jul 9, 2011
  7. Nom Chompsky

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    Dishes are hard.

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    #227 Nom Chompsky, Jul 9, 2011
  8. Crown Royal

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    Of course you don't understand. YOU UNDERSTAND NOTHING ABOUT MY MISERY!!! You see, listening to Deathcab For Cutie and dark guyliner are only the first layer to the onion that is my crippling middle-class depression. Now put me on a mule, point it towards the skinny jeans and slap it on the ass.
     
    #228 Crown Royal, Jul 9, 2011
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    If you have Netflix, I highly recommend Straight Time. 1970s Dustin Hoffman is no joke.
     
    #229 Beefy Phil, Jul 9, 2011
  10. Nom Chompsky

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    You guys, don't judge him.

    At least not until you read his blog: <a class="postlink" href="http://genesgreatgems.blogspot.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://genesgreatgems.blogspot.com/</a>
     
    #230 Nom Chompsky, Jul 9, 2011
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    This is so cool, 3D printing:
     
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    I have roughly a 4 weeks before I move in with my brother and start up school again. I'm pretty dam stoked. I've spent the better part of 2 years on my parents couch doing some serious soul searching and learning how to cope with boredom. Before I graduated college, I had a hard time sitting around all day, now I am fully able to sit around doing nothing for days on end. Ahhh the joys of unemployment. Come this fall, I should have more substantial and tangible problems such as what class is pissing me off, my g/f is annoying me and such... I'm looking forward to those problems in a way. While I know they'll suck and piss me off they'll be much healthier worries than I've been unemployed 20 months and have no hope.
     
    #232 toddamus, Jul 9, 2011
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    Most days I go home from work wanting to drink and/or having thoughts of self-harm. 1.5 litres of beer and a thoroughly exhausted girlfriend and it's 1:30 in the morning and I can't get my mind off it.

    It's not even work. It's just an internship. And I lucked out and got a preceptor whose idea of "teaching" is to just tell me everything I'm doing wrong and nothing else.

    Going home on time and not miserable is a rare and small victory. And it never lasts very long.
     
    #233 ghettoastronaut, Jul 9, 2011
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    Huzzah for Coors Light!

    I got nothing else right now.
     
    #234 Jubes2681, Jul 9, 2011
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    Coors Light blows. There's no excuse for drinking it. It's better being sober. Yeah, I said it.
     
    #235 Volo, Jul 9, 2011
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    Funny thing, I reped that exact same comment.
     
    #236 toddamus, Jul 9, 2011
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    I think bewildered and I skyped with dixiebandit's cousin tonight.
     
    #237 hotwheelz, Jul 9, 2011
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    I wasn't sure whether to be amused or very, very sad. It was a mix of the two.
     
    #238 bewildered, Jul 9, 2011
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    So I'm learning the subway, in what I deem to be the absolute hardest way. I'm not going to go into specifics, just know that being drunk and confusing which way is which does not bode well for one's feet.
     
    #239 ssycko, Jul 9, 2011
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    Sipping on my 3rd all grain home brew for the night, noice. Got a client and his wife coming around for dinner tonight, I'm cooking so better be careful.
     
    #240 LessTalk MoreStab, Jul 9, 2011
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