Dude, I actually laughed out loud when he talked about being stabbed and punched in the face by his racist baby momma that was fucking their black weed dealer..
I don't feel good. I have no food in the house and I couldn't cook it even if I did and I have the hangover hungries in the worst way, but I really don't want to go outside because I think natural light might cause me to burst into flames. Someone bring me some Gatorade.
Cold cut trio is a good way to save a buck, buck and a half if you are hungry. Otherwise maybe go for the Italian - it's a little spicier. Double meat costs more but it is an option.
Im hungover watching the Wire's 5th season. Why do all the good shows have no more than 2-6 seasons (Party Down, Arrested Development, Better off Ted)? And shit like 2.5 Men keeps on trucking. America is stupid.
Deadwood: 2 Seasons The Office UK: 2 Seasons Generation Kill: 6 Episodes (mini series, but criminally short) ...and I have a bad feeling about Spartacus now that Andy Whitfield isn't on the show. I hope I'm wrong.
Deadwood was excellent as well. Can't believe I forgot about it. Timothy Olyphant makes my panties drop.
Bridezillas has been running for 8 seasons. America's Next Top Model has 16 seasons, and is still going strong. Real Housewives have a combined 18 seasons. The CSI franchise has 27 seasons. Society is over.
I just had leftover Cuban food for lunch AAAAAND Dirty Harry is on AMC. Today is looking too good. Expect me to post tonight about how a mutated alligator broke into my house and raped me for 4 hours. These good streaks never last.
... You're asking us? Well, sure, I guess we'll take a look and let you know. Go ahead and whip 'em out. Can't be to careful about these things nowadays, I'll tell ya.
Jeter with hit 3000! As far as shows, ones with real arc and careful character development can only last so long. Sitcoms and reality shows can run awhile. South park and the Simpson are still going, friends and Seinfeld had pretty long runs too.