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The Lazy Mod Drunk Thread 7/8/11!!!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jul 8, 2011.

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  1. BL1Y

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    I can't wait until the Hit 3000 plays in robot baseball.
     
    #261 BL1Y, Jul 9, 2011
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    A leaf? I'm surprised there was room for anything else.

    Nun pub crawl for my birthday? Nun pub crawl for my birthday. Fuck maturity.
     
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    South Sudan is.
     
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    With style, too.
     
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    Well none of my friends have any money so I'm drinking home alone for the third time in the last week.

    I actually quite enjoy it up to the point when I get really drunk and get a bit lonely. I don't really have a problem going out on my own, always meet people but just can't be bothered tonight.

    I wrote a new blog post last night if anyone's interested. <a class="postlink" href="http://belfastnightlife.blogspot.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://belfastnightlife.blogspot.com/</a>
     
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    I think Solaris has stolen my bit.
     
    #266 BL1Y, Jul 9, 2011
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    So one of my sister in laws got in trouble with facebook for posting an inappropriate picture of a minor.

    It was my 6 year old niece at the water without a shirt on.
     
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    Pics or it didn't happen.
     
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    Cut the foreplay and post it in the booby thread.
     
    #269 Frank, Jul 9, 2011
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    Tits or GTFTP

    Go The Fuck Through Puberty
     
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    I picked up a bottle of Buffalo Trace bourbon. It's not bad. Quite smooth, in fact. I've got a bunch of coke too and ice in the freezer.

    Whiskey night you betcha.

     
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    My local rock club sells that + mixer for £2 a go. Measures over here are strictly 25ml by law however. I've never been a real fan of bourbons but I don't mind that one.

    Anyone here ever tried Ardbegh? My uncle always gets a bottle for christmas and it's amazing. I know it's made on those Scottish islands but it reminds me of falling over face first into some uncut Donegal turf. Great stuff, the only Scotch I drink with ice too.
     
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    Craigslist is awesome.

    My little brother posted his car for sale last night at like two a.m and said he has gotten fifteen plus calls about it and now a guy is driving a few hours with cash for the original list price.

    The internet rocks.

    It's sort of an exotic car I guess ('94 Toyota Supra), but I didn't think he could sell it in a day.
     
    #273 Gravitas, Jul 9, 2011
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    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=IkTw7J-hGmg" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... kTw7J-hGmg</a>

    DIRECT WORKFLOW.

    MY OWN BATHROOM.
     
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    It seems you figured out how to make Long Islands correctly.
     
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    I sadly wasted a lot of liquor last night. I can't believe I bought a whole bottle of tequila. Obviously I will be serving that to my friends and drinking the whiskey, gin, rum, and vodka myself. AT THE SAME TIME.
     
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    I haven't had tequila in 5 years. Stuff got the best of me a few times.

     
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    As I posted yesterday, I only have two pint cans of beer left. I'm truly scared of not being drunk by the end of it. My parents are members of the Sunday Wine club, but I think when you start stealing wine from your parents so you can drink on your own you're fucked.
     
    #278 Solaris, Jul 9, 2011
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    I woke up outside on my doorstep, without keys or memories of how I got there. In New York City.

    I think I need to give this "moderation" thing a try.
     
    #279 MoreCowbell, Jul 9, 2011
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    Sissy.
     
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