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The Lazy Mod Drunk Thread 7/8/11!!!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jul 8, 2011.

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  1. Gravitas

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    If you're scared to be sober you are fucked already.
     
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    You're welcome. Do you always drink without pants?
     
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    I'm just going to confirm that when beer freezes it isn't quite as disguising as one might think. And it totally still gets you drunk and gives you an excuse for making poor choices.

    Just saying.
     
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    I don't know if you have the chops to be a mod here.
     
    #284 Frank, Jul 9, 2011
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    Not scared of sobriety, I just absolutely hate drinking without embracing oblivion at the end of it. Right now I have one or maybe two sips left of my pint can, then nothing. I am drunk, no doubt about that, however I wish I had more to drink so I could get so drunk I could pass out. As no shops are open, that means all the money I've spend, and every drop drunk, is wasted if I don't end up completely drunk. And to me, that is my greatest fear.
     
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    In soberer news I'm going to the drive in tonight for the first time in probably eight years. It'll be the gf's first experience at one. Keep your fingers crossed that it will end up like last time with me getting a handjob in the first fifteen minutes, getting bored with the movie and leaving.
     
    #286 Frank, Jul 9, 2011
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    Nah.
     
    #287 BL1Y, Jul 9, 2011
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    Fair. Right now, though, I'm just kind of happy that I woke up with my kidneys.
     
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    Actually, just kidding on the sober news, we'll be packing some wine.
     
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    There is nothing better than cheap red wine and sushi at the drive-in.

    I'm such a cheap date.
     
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    When I was living in Inwood (for non-NYCers, that's the ghetto past Washington Heights, which is the ghetto part Harlem, but it's nicer than both of those) I'd go down to my bodega with $3 and leave with a sixpack of High Life (3 24oz cans). The fridge there was never cold enough to consume that shit, so I'd pop them in the freezer.

    Naturally, by the time I got to the third one, it was frozen. Trouble with frozen beer is that you can't pop the top. Ice floats, so it all forms at the top. It will crack the tiniest bit, at which point it just begins to foam. And foam. And foam. It will go for several minutes at a rate just slow enough that you think you can drink it, but no, you will always lose.
     
    #291 BL1Y, Jul 9, 2011
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    Aaaaaand... it's a sausage fest around these parts tonight.
     
    #292 hooker, Jul 9, 2011
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    When isn't it a sausage fest? How many regular female posters do we have? 8 or 10 maybe?
     
    #293 Noland, Jul 9, 2011
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    If you deep throat the bottle and let it foam (and foam, and foam, and foam, and foam) it's kind of fun. And messy. And I'm sure it makes you look like a sloppy whore. But heyyyyyyyy I'm drunk on icy beer.
     
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    How do I get 'elite' female poster status. I don't want to be regular. Chuck Palahniuk would be so mad. So would mom. And God.
     
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    Keep using words like deepthroat and sloppy whore in posts describing yourself.
     
    #296 Noland, Jul 9, 2011
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    That's easy! Like me.











    Am I doing it right?
     
    #297 hooker, Jul 9, 2011
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    Pics are great. Videos are better.
     
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    I swear to God if I have one more beer I'm going to burp for 36 minutes straight.
     
    #299 hooker, Jul 9, 2011
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    You're just a delicate little flower aren't you?
     
    #300 Noland, Jul 9, 2011
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