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The Lazy Mod Drunk Thread 7/8/11!!!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jul 8, 2011.

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  1. hooker

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    No they're similar in that moment where you finally realize they probably weren't the best choice.

    But nothing a few beers can't fix, really.
     
    #321 hooker, Jul 9, 2011
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    Pretty much all the same?
     
    #322 Nom Chompsky, Jul 9, 2011
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    You start with mahnolos, but you end up with Uggs?
     
    #323 Gravitas, Jul 9, 2011
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    You wake up with blisters and bruises and cuts that didn't hurt at the time?
     
    #324 ghettoastronaut, Jul 9, 2011
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    Everyone makes concessions when they're pressed for time.

    AMIRITE?!
     
    #325 hooker, Jul 9, 2011
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    Somewhere, Rex Ryan and Quinton Tarantino just got inexplicable erections.
     
    #326 Nom Chompsky, Jul 9, 2011
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    Several of my friends had babies over the last few months. That's super, but they're giving their kids the worst names. Haven? Hudson? Caden? Kaki? Tinley? I weep for these kids.
     
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    Guys stop teasing me about shoes. I'm wearing sparkling gold heels.

    And they're making me hate my life.
     
    #328 hooker, Jul 9, 2011
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    Look, hooker, another woman. Don't make any sudden movements. She might run away.
     
    #329 Noland, Jul 9, 2011
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    Other women aren't so bad.

    Mostly.
     
    #330 hooker, Jul 9, 2011
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    I'm going to name my kids Leonidas, Ben Kenobi, Aslan, Link and Alice.
     
    #331 Aetius, Jul 9, 2011
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    [​IMG]?

    With names like that, I assume that these "children" will be born into wadded up clumps of Kleenex?
     
    #332 Nom Chompsky, Jul 9, 2011
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    Hahahahaha, TINLEY?
     
    #333 Beefy Phil, Jul 9, 2011
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    How do they pronounce this?

    Either way in 12-13 years the cock jokes will become nearly unbearable.
     
    #334 Gravitas, Jul 9, 2011
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    I snuck away from the dinner party and found a TV. With baseball. And a beerfridge nearby. I win.
     
    #335 hooker, Jul 9, 2011
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    I nearly fell out of my chair laughing at that one. Mostly because kak is an Afrikaans expletive that means shit or crap. So your friend named her kid Shitty.

    No alcohol sales here until Monday now, since it's after midnight here. Fuck.
     
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    Hey, hooker, be a dear and save those sparkly gold heels for Kaki and Tinley. I have a feeling their future careers will require them.
     
    #337 Noland, Jul 9, 2011
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    More or less! But the soles have sparkles...
     
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    I don't support children growing up and being like me. Neither does God.
     
    #339 hooker, Jul 9, 2011
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    I love Bautista. Like really love him. Even when he chases pitches he has no business chasing. That's real love.
     
    #340 hooker, Jul 9, 2011
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