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The Lazy Mod Drunk Thread 7/8/11!!!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jul 8, 2011.

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  1. Kubla Kahn

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    Did I just shit myself?

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    (stands by idly turning the toe of my shoe in dirt waiting for hookers top to come off)
     
    #341 Kubla Kahn, Jul 9, 2011
  2. Noland

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    First bourbon of the evening. Somebody mark down 8:05 PM as the time when the wheels officially came off the wagon.
     
    #342 Noland, Jul 9, 2011
  3. hooker

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    I think everyone is sick of me whoring out my tits on this messageboard.

    With good reason.
     
    #343 hooker, Jul 9, 2011
  4. Kubla Kahn

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    Did I just shit myself?

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    BANNED!
     
    #344 Kubla Kahn, Jul 9, 2011
  5. TX.

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    Kaki pronounced like "khaki". It's all so delightfully white trash.

    All the moms feel compelled to put a bigass flower on their daughters' heads and take pics.
     
    #345 TX., Jul 9, 2011
  6. Aetius

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    So start whoring out your ass, duh.

    Jesus, Canadians wouldn't know how to put their pants on in the morning if they didn't have America to tell them the obvious.
     
    #346 Aetius, Jul 9, 2011
  7. hooker

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    I just burped better than a frat boy.
     
    #347 hooker, Jul 9, 2011
  8. Nom Chompsky

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    I'll show you mine if you show me yours!

    nips
     
    #348 Nom Chompsky, Jul 9, 2011
  9. hooker

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    My ass is no great sight to see!
     
    #349 hooker, Jul 9, 2011
  10. hooker

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    My tits still look the same. I swear.
     
    #350 hooker, Jul 9, 2011
  11. Nom Chompsky

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    There's only one way to solve this. Everybody gets naked and takes pictures, then we all vote on whose parts we want to see. If you disagree you hate America.
     
    #351 Nom Chompsky, Jul 9, 2011
  12. Aetius

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    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqPVksZgD3w&t=40s" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqPVksZgD3w&t=40s</a>
     
    #352 Aetius, Jul 9, 2011
  13. hooker

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    Would I still love Canada?
     
    #353 hooker, Jul 9, 2011
  14. Revengeofthenerds

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    I was opening a case of beer and got a cardboard paper cut. Across four fingers. It drew a rather disproportionate amount of blood considering the reason for injury.

    The solution is patron on the rocks. I'm not sure why, but that's what I'm going with.
     
    #354 Revengeofthenerds, Jul 9, 2011
  15. hooker

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    Ruh-roh.

    Did you all fall asleep on me?
     
    #355 hooker, Jul 9, 2011
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    We're trying to avoid posting so Nom's idea won't actually catch on.
     
    #356 Noland, Jul 9, 2011
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    There's only one person I know of named Kaki:



    I always thought it was pronounced cock-ee though.
     
    #357 ssycko, Jul 9, 2011
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  18. Nom Chompsky

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    I just want to see Noland's nipples. Does that sound so wrong?
     
    #358 Nom Chompsky, Jul 9, 2011
  19. hooker

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    Send me all the pictures. I will be the judge.
     
    #359 hooker, Jul 9, 2011
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    Relocating and breaking out the netbook so I can camp closer to the squarish source of ice cold suds. Gonna watch me some 80's Kevin Costner -American Flyers.
     
    #360 sartirious, Jul 9, 2011
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