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The Lazy Mod Drunk Thread 7/8/11!!!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jul 8, 2011.

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  1. hooker

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    Shut it, jerks.

    More ass for Nom:
     

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    Oh, no, hooker, that ass for everyone.
     
    #382 Noland, Jul 9, 2011
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    O ye, of little faith.

    Also - let me be very clear - that is not my ass.
     
    #383 hooker, Jul 9, 2011
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    I guess it's considered old-school by internet standards, but fmylife is still comedy gold:
     
    #384 Revengeofthenerds, Jul 9, 2011
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    Last one. I promise.

    Who doesn't love dimples?
     

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    I'm home now, my shoes are in the trash, and I'm trying to convince my husband to let me open a bottle of wine.
     
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    It's harder than I would have thought to find good ass pictures.

     

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    Is he a fool, hooker? I smile like a kid on Christmas morning every time Mrs. Noland opens a bottle of wine.
     
    #388 Noland, Jul 9, 2011
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    I hope you mean that in the sense of 'I want to be the one that pulls the cork, rather than him'. Otherwise your sentence makes no sense at all.
     
    #389 AlmostGaunt, Jul 9, 2011
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    He obviously doesn't love me.
     
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    She was just soliciting the nipples of strange men. Something tells me your respective experiences with spouses and alcohol differ greatly.
     
    #391 Beefy Phil, Jul 9, 2011
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    Ok, I fall just short of "has an ass fetish" in the Great Ass vs. Tits Debate, and some kinky rope stuff is enjoyable, but that picture is absolutely terrible. I can tell she has a great body, but the way the ropes pinch her ass, it just looks like she eats too much McDonalds.

    Then again, I'm not posting ass pictures at all, so fuck me.
     
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    You've obviously never tied someone up for the same reasons she was tied up.
     
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    To be fair, Phil, I believe Nom wanted to see my nipples.

    There's a sentence I never thought I would write.
     
    #394 Noland, Jul 9, 2011
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    I just got done drinking Lost Abbey and eating carne asada with my pops. Life has certainly been worse.
     
    #395 toddamus, Jul 9, 2011
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    Since we're into the ass thing after all, here's another...
     

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    I'll not pretend I know why she was tied up, but to be honest I don't know why anyone would would want to bind a woman like that. Look at that picture, she has ropes going between her legs. How to you get your dick in there?

    And she can't move. Movement is fun. Movement is good. If she doesn't have free hands she can't touch you. If her legs aren't free, they aren't wrapped around you. It's one dimensional sex.

    Whatever blows your skirt up. If everyone is legal and it's consensual, have at it, but I don't get it.
     
    #397 Noland, Jul 9, 2011
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    Sigh. Men. It's always gotta be about sex with you, doesn't it? Maybe it was laundry day and she just needed to throw something on to pick up some milk from the store.
     
    #398 AlmostGaunt, Jul 9, 2011
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    It's not always about movement. Ahem.
     
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    Too lazy to resize that one...

    So here is another:
     

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