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The Lazy Mod Drunk Thread 7/8/11!!!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jul 8, 2011.

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  1. PIMPTRESS

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    Beer. I have lusted all day for your icy, cool refreshment. Those bubbles of joy, tickling my throat as I swallow...


    I need a massage. Preferably by hooker or one of her "models." Well done, I applaud thee.
     
    #401 PIMPTRESS, Jul 9, 2011
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    I'm good with my hands, lady.
     
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    Sadly I can't rep Hooker anymore, but that TwistedMonk link is both amazing and educational.
     
    #403 AlmostGaunt, Jul 9, 2011
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    I'm sure you are. Why are the cool people in effin' Canada?
     
    #404 PIMPTRESS, Jul 9, 2011
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    Is it because of the socialized health care? Hard to say.
    Hung out with what I hoped was the new girl tonight, seemed to go well until the fabled good night kiss. Awkward non-response with a "bye."
    I guess i'll just talk to my old friend Jack about what went wrong.
     
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    Where did the date fall flat? Your kiss?
     
    #406 PIMPTRESS, Jul 9, 2011
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    Only part I can think of, talking and laughing all night. I felt like we clicked. Maybe not?
     
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    Ha ha ha, you're the type of guy I kept hearing about that takes girls out for dates before I fucked the shit out of them later that night without effort. You, Fleafly and Stealth should start a club.
     
    #408 Frank, Jul 9, 2011
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    #409 AlmostGaunt, Jul 9, 2011
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    Putt putt with the kids.
    Ice cream cone.
    kids in bed
    The Guy is hanging with his hetero lifemate.
    Fuckit. I'm cleaning the apartment and drinking wine straight from the bottle. THISISMYHAPPINESS.
     
    #411 shimmered, Jul 9, 2011
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    What is a "hetero lifemate"?
     
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    To be fair it wasn't a typical "date," just chilled in the A/C, went out for some food then watched some climbing videos.
    Not like I got all dressed up and mumbled into a Diet Coke all night, just hung out, bull shitted, made fun of each other.
    Besides, aren't you reminiscing of five years and 75 lbs ago?
     
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    Lets put it this way...my Guy's mom hates me. His friends do t hate me but I have kids so they have some shifty eyes about that.
    If this Guy hated me, our relationship would have ended 3 months in. They're like two little peas in a pod.

    Thank God I adore this Guy too.
     
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    Help me out, I have no intention of insulting you (much), how long have you known each other? Which date is this?
     
    #415 PIMPTRESS, Jul 10, 2011
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    Two dudes who would fuck each other if gay sex wasn't so icky.
     
    #416 hoju, Jul 10, 2011
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    Only 60 pounds... dumbass.
     
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    double down
     
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    You mean you don't recognize the old 'climbing video' date? I thought everyone had this in their playbook, it's fucking money.
     
    #419 AlmostGaunt, Jul 10, 2011
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    Oh shit, apologies.

    Of course climbing videos are money, don't tell me no one knows about them?
     
    #420 ASL, Jul 10, 2011
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