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The Lazy Mod Drunk Thread 7/8/11!!!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jul 8, 2011.

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  1. shimmered

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    I swear. If I get boobies I'll be one of those Dallas bitches who hoist em up every chance I get.
     
    #441 shimmered, Jul 10, 2011
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    You are right. It's not for me. I have no objection to it, just questions. I have made that point abundantly clear.

    What do you do with her? She is completely sexually inaccessible.

    Do you just watch her not move? I'm bored already.
     
    #442 Noland, Jul 10, 2011
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    Bottle number two? Yes or no?
     
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    Just post your Paypal account here and you may have enough before the weekend is over.
     
    #444 CarbonCopy, Jul 10, 2011
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    Silly question.
     
    #445 Nom Chompsky, Jul 10, 2011
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    Game on.
     
    #446 hooker, Jul 10, 2011
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    Wait. Wait. Wait. So, you're implying that if we contribute money . . . we could get to see her breasts?! Has anyone ever thought of this?! It's GOLD!

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    Actually, that's not a bad idea. We did fund raisers for other things here, and tried to get Wheelz laid. Can we buy some boobs?
     
    #447 Rush-O-Matic, Jul 10, 2011
  8. Nom Chompsky

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    God I wish.
     
    #449 shimmered, Jul 10, 2011
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    Ah.

    You know, since you're Nom instead of Noam, I say it in my head "Nahm" - if I say "Um, Nom Chompsky" it sounds like I'm eating something.

    Om nom nom
     
    #450 Rush-O-Matic, Jul 10, 2011
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    Know what I like to eat? Sweet potato fries.
     
    #451 shimmered, Jul 10, 2011
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    Hahaha, I just realized that if somebody wants to move near NYC but can't afford Manhattan rent that this would actually be a pretty great deal. I'll post pics when it's done, but if you can get over the stigma of living in Jersey City, you'd get much better value.

    This. And they're stupid easy to make with just a sweet potato, a knife, and some spices.
     
    #452 Nom Chompsky, Jul 10, 2011
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    Yeah, except that's a recipe for raw sweet potatoes. It also takes hot grease.
     
    #453 Rush-O-Matic, Jul 10, 2011
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    Vagina >> Sweet potato fries
     
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    I took mu kid to see a movie, and they gave him Sweet potato tater tots. He was so stoked.

    I have to brag.
    We go out? My kids request water and fruit instead of soda and cookies. They say please, thank you, and excuse me. They know the difference between "can I" and "may I", and they hold doors for people.

    It could be a lot worse.
     
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    AND AN OVEN OK.

    Don't fry them, just bake them at 365 for 25 minutes, turning once halfway through. nomnom
     
    #456 Nom Chompsky, Jul 10, 2011
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    Vagina + Sweet Potato fries >>>
     
    #457 Nom Chompsky, Jul 10, 2011
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    Whatever. After a workout I'd rather eat sweet potato fries.
     
    #458 shimmered, Jul 10, 2011
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    Hey there. Been a while. Sherwood hasn't been posting, or obsessively reading, the boards for a few months. But my god.

    My fiancee got her dream job making twice as much as she was before, I got promoted at work (hence my lack of posting all week long) and we finally last week hired someone to do my old job.

    Not only has life been good this weekend, but I someone ended up at an MLS game today. And, in spite of hating soccer, HATING soccer, with a passion, I actually enjoyed it. Though that was assisted by the flask of whiskey I snuck in...

    "Hired someone to do my old job" She's young, female, and half hispanic. Very attractive. Mind you, nothing more than eye candy. But still, everyone needs something to look at.
     
    #459 Sherwood, Jul 10, 2011
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    Oven > Frying for sweet potato fries.
     
    #460 hooker, Jul 10, 2011
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