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The Lazy Mod Drunk Thread 7/8/11!!!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jul 8, 2011.

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  1. sartirious

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    Disturbed

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    Sorta?
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  2. Nom Chompsky

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  3. shimmered

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    Food and sex do not mix. Icky.
     
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  4. hooker

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    That looks way more delicious than ass right now.
     
    #464 hooker, Jul 10, 2011
  5. Nom Chompsky

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    BTW, if you ever wondered what pussy + fries looks like, it's something like this:

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    I joke, I joke, I KEED I KEED, if I offended please please forgive!
     
    #465 Nom Chompsky, Jul 10, 2011
  6. shimmered

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    I. am the drinkies. And The Guy is not home. Boo.

    Edit...
    Reps regarding parenting:
    My kids are fantastic people. That helps. But I've also always set the bar really high for them. Their standard of behavior is above their peers. I expect excellence.
    LET ME get a call about one of my kids being an ass...God help that child.
    I'm raising them to be self sufficient problem solvers with am independent streak a mile wide. But I'm also raising them to do things right.
    They're not perfect but they're pretty damned awesome
     
    #466 shimmered, Jul 10, 2011
  7. Nom Chompsky

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    idk about that. pic graphic.

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    #467 Nom Chompsky, Jul 10, 2011
  8. hooker

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    Naked Sweet Potato Fries:

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    Also... the wine is making me so, so sweepy.
     
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    I love gingers. Her nipples are perfect.



    I've got half a bottle of wine left. Debating whether to save for Tomorrow or keep swigging.
     
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  10. Nom Chompsky

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    I'm going to sleep, and I plan to dream about this. Goodnight.
     

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    Sometimes it's like I'm trying not to get laid. My shooting myself in the foot can get ridiculous.
     
    #472 MoreCowbell, Jul 10, 2011
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    Another wedding finsihed, playing music five hours straight. And since it was an outdoor wedding, it was darker than a bat's asshole. One more next weekend, then it's the cottage for a week.

    The next person that requests that LMFAO song from me gets hit with a tube sock filled with framing screws. I'm going to roll a fucking blast right now and get high as shit. Can I get an amen?
     
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    Fucking balls.

    I haven't had sex in a week. This is the longest in 4 years. Every turn this week there has been family cockblocking every fucking second.

    Tomorrow is our 1 year wedding anniversary.
    I am going to paint her in jizz
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    #474 kuhjäger, Jul 10, 2011
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    I was at a wedding a month ago and there was some song that had a special dance to it that everyone but me knew. I stood to the side watching the mass dance unfold like a better dressed version of Thriller, and it creeped me out. I had never even heard the song, but even older people knew the preset dance moves.

    I seriously thought some homo in a trucker hat was going to jump out of the bushes and be like, "you're being punked".
     
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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    Sup ya'll. I am the best kind of drunk right now: blue motherfuking label drunk. God bless that shit.

    Kendrick Lamar is the theme for the evening:

    Section80 bitchessssssssssss
     
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  17. DrunkMcSwifty

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    Some things and stuff. Also, I'm drunk, so it counts...right?

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  18. hooker

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    Private messages are why I should stop drinking.

    Good morning, kids!

    No hangover. Today is a good day.
     
    #478 hooker, Jul 10, 2011
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    I went out and got drunk and wound up vomiting last night. Haven't done that since December.

    But when I woke up I found a slice of pizza waiting for me next to my head. Is there a better way to wake up from a rough night than with delicious, salty, greasy food waiting right there for you? Good work, drunk me.
     
    #479 ghettoastronaut, Jul 10, 2011
  20. twopy

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    If you were my Debit Card, where would you be?


    The great next morning mystery unraveling begins...
     
    #480 twopy, Jul 10, 2011
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