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The Lazy Mod Drunk Thread 7/8/11!!!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jul 8, 2011.

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  1. scootah

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    Even by my standards, it was a fucking slutty weekend. I really have no idea what I did to get Karma's slutty cousin so on side - but my weekends could reasonably be mistaken for high end pornography lately.

    Private party started with the host, a minor reality television celebrity with amazing tits, getting a lapdance from a girl with one of the best asses I've ever seen. The host fucked three or four girls on stage with strapons over the course of the evening. I had a threesome on stage with two girls, and played with three other girls over the course of the night. Un-fucking-real.
     
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    I like my AC, but some days it would be nice to just wake up to a cross-breeze rather than the sound of the recirculating fan kicking on.

    This morning's soundtrack; laid back:
     
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  3. ghettoastronaut

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    Why? Why do you come here and say this? Do you want us to feel bad about our lives? Here I was just thinking that last night was fun and not bad as escapes from the daily grind go, and you come along and tell us about your crazy group sex adventures. It's a good thing you keep this side of you hidden because if you didn't, you would forever be that guy who can one-up everything you say.

    "Hey, how was your weekend?"
    "Pretty fun, I went camping with the wife and kids. You?"
    "Ah, not much. Watched [reality television star] get a lap dance and fuck other girls with strap-ons, had a threesome on stage, fooled around with a few other girls. You know. The usual."

    Me, I saw girls kiss. But they were legitimately bi, so who knows. On the one hand, it's not like they would only kiss girls to get guys' attention, and on the other hand, why were they making out in front of other people?
     
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    I gotta stop confusing the Mouseketeers ...and the Rat Pack.
     
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    Good evening, folks. How you doing? Well, you sound like a great crowd. We have a show we're gonna put on for you tonight. It's a new TV show. It's what they call a pilot. And we hope it becomes a series. It's called 'Jerry', and I'm playing Jerry...

    Actual picture of John Ford, as in Ford's Theater.

    [​IMG]
     
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    You need a woman. Badly.
     
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    Why settle for just one? Scootah has quite effectively raised the bar.
     
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    I have to attend a baptism at 2:00 PM, which will be followed by an open bar (fucking europeans) at 3:00 PM.

    Then I have back-to-back baseball games tonight - where there will tailgating with cold beer to follow.

    Sunday doesn't suck.
     
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    I intend to spend Sunday doing as little as possible. I mean...unless it involves eating or drinking I'm fairly disinterested.

    I could stand to go to a Rangers game....but the thought of taking my boys into that heat is not pleasant.
     
    #489 shimmered, Jul 10, 2011
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    Looks like I'm spending this Sunday vomiting and being hung over. Can't eat anything. And I have a family event to get to soon. Fuck.

    I wish I had some ondansetron. That'd be just great.
     
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    Speaking of feeling strange, my buddy is coming over in a little bit and were both going to try Salvia for the first time (it's legal in Connecticut). I'm not a drug user or even a big weed user, so I'm intrigued/anxious as how this is going to go.
     
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    Do you know what the worst thing ever is?

    Getting a brazilian wax, enjoying your bare pussy - and then finding one of the hairs from your head all up in your girl parts!

    Too much information? Sorry boys.
     
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    Are you sure it's one of your head hairs, and if so, you should be a yoga instructor.
     
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    So I went back to the drive in today because it is apparently a flea market on Sundays. The hicks were out in full force today, it was ridiculous. Does anyone else notice that regardless of where you are the hicks all have the same accent? Why the fuck do upstate NY, Florida and central Connecticut hicks all have the same damn accent? Do they grow them in a field somewhere and ship them off in random locations?
     
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    Huh. So this is what it feels like to vomit up bile. An interesting life lesson.

    I don't know what I consumed last night that was so noxious, but it has my body rejecting any and all form of nutrition. Fuck.

    Maybe not bile. Maybe it's intestinal chyme? Who knows. But it was viscous.
     
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    Drink coconut water.

    No, seriously.
     
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    Easy, they're all related.



    In other news, finally starting work today! I can't believe how hellishly boring unemployment can be. But, back to the wonderful world of aviation maintenance. . . . and stupid pilots.
     
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    I'm gonna get some shit for this but I am watching the women's world cup and the ref in the US game just absolutely fucked the US on that penalty call. I have never seen a worse 5 minutes of officiating. I hope FIFA has to issue a round of apologies after the game.

    Also, Marta is a fucking cunty ass bitch.
     
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    So I just found out that there was a homicide in the dorms early this morning. Mommy and daddy, aren't you glad I don't live on campus anymore?
     
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