Observation of the day: You get drunk a lot faster when drinking out of a beer stein that can hold over two beers.
Good call with John Lee Hooker. And here's my my favorite White Stipes cover: I think it's cool when musicians put funny/weird songs at the end of their albums. I think I'll find another one.
I love classic rock but for some reason could never get into the Rolling Stones. I like some of their songs but that's it.
Hmmm, after hearing that, I'm pretty sure I now know where Elvis got the inspiration for "Steamroller Blues."
Oh, I wanna play. Billy Gibbons is a wizard. We're just wading along in his world. I've got some spaghetti with whore sauce singing to me. Aside from buxom Canadians, nothing else sings a siren song in my ear so full of sticky sex. One note, and I'm wrapped around it's finger. Like alcoholics hear those cans chirping in the fridge, I hear pasta calling me out of my sleep at 1 a.m. My leg is bouncing so hard the computer table is shaking. Just stick it in my veins already.
A very ripe, frozen banana + vanilla soymilk + peanut butter + a big ol squeeze of chocolate syrup = BEST SMOOTHIE OF ALL TIME. Oh yeah! I forgot something: Spoiler
It's the color of passion, baby. It's also the color of blood. Just a little reminder to get it while you can.