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The Magical World of Drunk Thread! 6/15/12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jun 15, 2012.

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  1. Nom Chompsky

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    Honorary TiBette

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    Paulina? Pavel. Paella, Prometheus (Pop-out). Pancakes, pussy...perfect.
     
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  2. Nom Chompsky

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    Honorary TiBette

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    Yankees won their 9th straight have the second best record in the biggities.

    I'm going to fry some chicken and watch basketball.
     
    #222 Nom Chompsky, Jun 17, 2012
  3. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    Don't lie. There was no beating. You simply tripped and fell onto those batons dozens of times, you clumsy oaf. You attacked them with a knife that had no fingerprints on it and you had traces of crack randomly sprinkled all over your clothing. It's was as if you came at them with ice tea and Skittles.
     
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    Precisely.
     
    #224 lust4life, Jun 17, 2012
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    Don't forget the big slice of watermelon.
     
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    My Arnold Schwarzenegger themed metal band is better than your Arnold Schwarzenegger themed metal band.



     
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    In the middle of this lovely picnic with my friends with sangria and olive oil cake and pretty dresses and talking about writing and boys/girls, I remembered that I have a twelve hour shift at work tomorrow and I haven't stopped feeling anxious since. I am not actually a healthcare provider. Why am I working hospital hours?

    But there is a chance that I'm getting a free trip to Montreal this weekend, where I'd be taking one or two days off from work so hopefully it'll be worth it. I want it to happen so badly. I love that city.
     
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    Audrey! If you come to Montreal we are having a beer. That is all.
     
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    I could watch this scene a 1000 times:

     
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  10. Flat_Rate

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    Thought you had a bad day?

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/partially-cooked-squid-inseminates-woman-mouth-article-1.1097250" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/p ... -1.1097250</a>


    "small, white spindle-shaped bug-like organisms" , yeah, not so much
     
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  11. rachiii

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    Um, I pulled something in my ass last night. Badly enough that walking is not a pleasant experience. What the fuck did I do?
     
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    #232 audreymonroe, Jun 17, 2012
  13. Gravy

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    A couple of months ago a couple of my school district's elementary teachers were fired pretty much out of the blue. Well, I guess not totally out of the blue, because I guess they ended up doing a little strip tease at our tiny town's bar sometime in April.

    There is a good chance one of them was pregnant at that time.

    Oh, and that one brought booze into one of the high school football games as well.

    I forget how Jerry Springer things can get around this place.
     
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    Serious questions. When he says "no chicks with larva," who exactly is he eliminating from his pool of potential dates?
     
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    I was very, very curious about this.
     
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    I haven't laughed this hard in a looong time. My god that is a gold mine.

    [​IMG]

    "A girls crouch and there butts." HAHAHAHAHAHA
     
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    That's code for "children with Jeff Goldblum."

    [​IMG]
     
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    Here is my penance for wasting your screen space with that bullshit:

    [​IMG]
     
    #238 Gravy, Jun 17, 2012
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    Don't know why this picture was posted on that site;

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    That's just straight-up awesome/sexy.
     
    #239 KIMaster, Jun 17, 2012
  20. toytoy88

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    Well that didn't take long...

    Las Vegas has done pissed me off. I got in my truck this morning and found a notice on the windshield from the HOA that they will tow my truck because I don't have a parking permit. In a non-gated community. Where my friends own a house that I'm staying at. Fucking HOA's.

    Then while I'm stewing over that I get carded buying a pack of cigarettes. I looked at the poor minimum wage clerk and ask "Are you fucking kidding me? In what universe do I even remotely resemble someone under 18?" I wonder if they think the full face grey beard, wrinkles, and the hollow, vacant look in my eyes is some sort of elaborate ruse to procure cigarettes?

    I have begun my downward spiral of anger and violent drinking. It's only a matter of time before I snap.
     
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