That is fucking nasty shit. That and Poke. Sorry but I'm not eating seasoned sushi that's been sitting in a gas station food bin all day.
Good call. If Olive Garden gives you problems that stuff would probably get your bathroom declared as a superfund site.
The iced coffee lids from the little bodega in our building really work on their Kegels and they always squish the straw so that I can't get any coffee through it. So I have to take the lid off and I'm so terrified that I'm going to spill iced coffee all over my computer. My life is hard enough as it is, bodega lid, why you gotta be like that?
What is Hawaii's fascination with Spam? Surely they could have found a better processed food to have festivals over.
Is it the kind of opening that is just an X shaped cut in the middle? Just stick your finger in there and tear the slit wider on two adjacent cuts, then push in. It sounds more complicated than it is.
Spam is exceptionally cheap and cooked right, not terrible. It probably doesn't help that a lot of locals are fatter than the humpbacks that migrate there.
I respectfully disagree. Spam has the texture of cat food, the nutritional value of dog feces and the taste of cat food mixed with dog feces.
Spam is still a couple bucks for a small can. I'm a cheapass and if I'm going to have cheap grade meat, it's going to be canned chicken or canned tuna. Also. With food prices being INSANE here, I have no idea how people can afford to be obese. There is this Samoan looking guy that I always see at north shore who is probably 450lbs. He just waddles around in his swim trunks by different stores. It's gotta be the rice. That's all I can figure.
It spawned this atrocity...<a class="postlink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spam_musubi" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spam_musubi</a> WHAT...THE...FUCK Unrelated, this white trash woman that works for another company on my floor is in the common area outside my office claiming her father fought off a brown bear defending her cubs with his bare hands after it charged him. I don't know a ton about hunting but I do know enough that a mama bear around her cubs is something you don't fuck with, especially as an overweight Illinois redneck.
Do you have Aldi grocery stores there? The one here in town has ground turkey for $1.50 a pound. Im sure it is terrible for me. But put it in a sauce, and you can't tell the difference. I make a couple of pounds of meatballs out of them a week, and eat them for about 50% of my meals. I know, classy.
Nope, no Aldis. The "cheap" public place to shop on the island would have to be Don Quijote. They have decent sales, but they are a really long drive from where I am. On the other hand, the commissary and PX are a 7 minute drive from my apartment and their regular prices are significantly lower than all the other grocery stores around. Shelf stable stuff at the commissary is a little higher than prices back home, but dear God, anything fresh will fuck your wallet in half. I like to visit China Town occasionally and get overripe fruit. It's really cheap and I can freeze it for smoothies.
Work's been shit this week. Turns out I'm not going on this humanitarian mission after all, and one of our staff is pilfering narcs in a brazen fashion but because of unions, etc., unless we catch them red-handed there's fuck all we can do. On the other hand, talk of this humanitarian mission did help get get a phone number and I spent a rather nice evening with an attractive young lady this week, so things balanced out. And boy is this preferable to the reverse case where work goes awesome and your personal life goes to shit.
Not to take this thread to a controversial place, but the BC Supreme Court just struck down a ban on assisted suicide.
Question: If your purely platonic, bisexual male friend asked you to peg him, could you do it without wrecking the friendship?