I'm watching Burn After Reading right now. Holy fucking shit. I forgot how funny this movie is. Maybe it's the 6 beers I had in the last hour, but Brad Pitt is cracking me up. God I love Coen Bros movies. EDIT: The Coen's writing has nothing on Chater's.
Hmm... "not from here", drop dead gorgeous... is she Asian? Because if she were, I might be tempted to concede this point. Upon further evidence, of course. EDIT: Ha ha ha, Cowboys. You enjoy yourself. I feel like I should be a bigger part of this London clique on the board, seeing as I lived there * for a year ** *an isolated enclave from which I ventured once a week ** eight months
HA HA HA you're going to that poseur fest? You had better put on your best "Make Fun Of People" face because you are heading for Ground Zero. Fish in a fucking BARREL. It's mechanical bull night, by the way. You go, girl. Odds are, she's going to unleash her inner idiot on you there. I go there just to yell at people. Try it, you'll like it!!! POSEUR COUNTRY- that's what that place is. You know, whores in their brims-turned-up-at-the-side whore hats and jean mini-skirts, and dudes wearing their work shirts to "look country". It's like everyone you picked on in high school having a kegger. Unfortunetly I'm LIT and the kid's asleep so Daddy holds the fort tonight.
Like he's typing with scratch mittens. I thought I sucked. And he's going to a place he couldn't POSSIBLY avoid getting into trouble at, I vow it. EDIT: Honestly. Last time I was there, I nearly got in a fight with a guy who looked like Harold Snepsts.
Mechanical BUll? Check. Gorgeous LEGIT girls? I think we may have our continents confused. Legit as in "of age", yes. Legit as in "above ashtray intelligence", nopey nope.
I think it just means that they pass the "in at least 3 drinks too deep" test. Why you talking intelligence?
Just because you skull fuck someone, doesn't mean you're fucking their intelligence. You can actually tease stupid girls as you're fucking them, and they don't know what to make of it. That can be fun for a few hours. The man isn't looking for a relationship.
I get bored with stupid girls after minutes. I am impressed with the things you guys put up with for pussy.
Dude, I'm not WARNING HIM, I'm UNLEASHING him on that freak show. He's either going to end up with an amusing tale tomorrow afternoon or he spends a night in the Grey Bar Motel. Either way it's funny.