But are you trying to fuck these stupid girls? While you simultaneously, and blatantly, make fun of them? And they either don't realize any of it is happening or don't care. There is nothing boring about that. Plus it makes for a good story when you do everything you can do to cock block yourself but still end up doing the deed. The next morning can be brutal, but it's worth it. Or maybe I'm just too young.
Why would you choose a stupid girl? Is that all you can get? Or are you turned on by abusing their short bus I.Q.?
I wholeheartedly agree. Next morning can be brutal especially if you AND your buddy spent berating her and her roomate the ENTIRE night (They had it coming. One of them said she "wanted to try actressing") and they still took you back to their place. THEN said friend is still drunk when he wants to leave and craves to steal some booze from their stash, so said friend says to you "go create a diversion". So without breaking stride you march up to the stereo and blast the music as loud as it can go at 4 in the morning. Then after the girls come down to lose their collective shit all over you, you glance down to notice a a very familiar perfectly formed bottle of Crown Royal shoved into the jeans of your neandrethal retarded numbskull shit stain open sore of a friend. Then, you sweat it for five minutes as the schmuck strikes up a fucking conversation with them before we leave. Then, you get a call a few hours later "WHERE'S MY FUCKING BOOOOOOZE?!?!!?" from somebody that sounds like an airborn Sezna because you were dumb enough to leave your real number and you deny, deny, deny for weeks. That's a brutal next morning.
I think it is a high fiving your buddies type of thing when you are relaying your "accomplishments" of the night type of thing. I have no idea, seems tedious to me. Like somebody else said here, shooting fish in a barrel. Congrats, man.
Chater's tryin to keep me from going out bfuck em. Were hitting this cougar bar tonight nomatter what
I think that's his hot Stoli Orange label-complected neighbour, not the black chick. Not to be a nitpicker but dude, she's not THAT orange... right? It's just a shit picture, right?
Was just informed that Chater was being told the girl he brought over randomly wasn't that hot. She was that hot. And for anyone who doesnt know. We go to a school of hot. And she's still a ten. I will try and get a picture tonight for the forum. beyyyuuuuu
Her fb profile picture, featuring her posing on her bed at an askew angle. Is she of age? I thought only high schoolers did that.
It is kind of hard to tell when all you get is a pic of limbs that look like were in the deep fryer for a couple minutes.