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The Nightstand Drawer

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by audreymonroe, Jul 11, 2011.

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  1. Harry Coolahan

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    As far as sex-related gear goes, a few weeks ago I made the switch to Magnum condoms, and holy fuck does it make a difference.

    I was getting fed up with every brand of condom either breaking or coming off, and being generally tight and uncomfortable. I was hesitant to try Magnums because the douche-vibe of simply owning them is overwhelming, but finally I said fuck it and decided to give them a try. Apparently they are not much larger, just a bit wider, which I guess can make all the difference.

    Other than that, some lube and a bottle of scotch.
     
    #21 Harry Coolahan, Jul 12, 2011
  2. hooker

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    Am I the only female on this board who hates toys?

    The nightstand drawer contains:

    • one vibrator (with a dead battery that hasn't been used in over three years)
    • one bright pink dildo (that was purchased for a rookie hazing party where they made me march around the city in my underwear, with blue and yellow face-paint, while holding said sex toy and asking random men for kinky sex)
    • my kindle (because sometimes a girl just wants to read a book before bed!)

    I fuck myself (at least) once daily, and I really just prefer using what God gave me. I used to want to like toys, but I'm over that now.
     
    #22 hooker, Jul 12, 2011
  3. dixiebandit69

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    #23 dixiebandit69, Jul 12, 2011
  4. SMUGolfer

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    A Northwestern grad I see
     
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  5. katokoch

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    I'm all about protection.

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    Oh, books and a pen & pad too.
     
    #25 katokoch, Jul 12, 2011
  6. Hoosiermess

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    I feel like I have a pretty standard bedside drawer.

    Socks, lube, condoms, and this:

     

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    #26 Hoosiermess, Jul 12, 2011
  7. Angel_1756

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    Jesus Christ, am I the only one that doesn't keep a gun in the nightstand?

    My toy collection is fairly tame. One pair of cuffs, one fukuoku, two vibrators, one dildo, one set of benwa balls, one pink rabbit and a bottle of KY. That's in there with a pad of paper, two pens and spare batteries.

    I am very intrigued by Queen-Bee's fun panties. Hand me the controller, honey. I promise to be gentle.
     
    #27 Angel_1756, Jul 12, 2011
  8. Diablo

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    I have a small nightstand, but:
    My watch
    Remote control Helicopter
    digital camera
    PSP
    knife
    lube
    lotion
    and about 20 condoms

    Pretty standard except for the Helo.
    And I used to have some handcuffs, but a fwb stole them.

    I not at all surprised by the ladies on here. Bravo to your sex toys.
     
    #28 Diablo, Jul 12, 2011
  9. Stimpson J Cat

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    Girls keep their toys in the nightstand; so do guys.

    Just don't get them mixed up. It's not the best defensive weapon.


    As for myself: glasses, condoms, some lube, and my own toy.
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  10. fleafly

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    FOCUS: I just have the basics, lube, condoms, blindfold, and some rope.

    I have a question for the TiBettes: What would be a good "into" toy I can try out with the girl?
     
    #30 fleafly, Jul 12, 2011
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    In fact I have three various vibrating things (got them as part of a package), a dildo, a butt plug, and lube. I bought them for the girlfriend. She only occasionally uses the butt plug, she doesn't get any pleasure from the vibrators, and the dildo feels weird. Oh well. Ladies, if you have any recommendations, I'm all ears.
     
    #31 ghettoastronaut, Jul 12, 2011
  12. Durbanite

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    I have a cupboard that stretches all the way along the wall that I use to store books - since it's only about 600mm (2 foot) high, I can store things on top of it. Directly behind my bed would be my glasses, a bottle of nasal spray, one of my asthma pumps (I always have at least 3 lying around) and a can of bug spray.

    I think I'm the only person here who owns nothing even sex-related - I've never even bought or taken condoms in my life...
     
    #32 Durbanite, Jul 12, 2011
  13. thabucmaster

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    As a straight dude, I hope you've never taken condoms? Used, perhaps?
     
    #33 thabucmaster, Jul 12, 2011
  14. $100T2

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    This thread is over when Scootah posts.

    Me: A deck of cards. Two old pairs of glasses. Two loaded clips for my automatic rifle (fuck the pistol stuff, a rifle with a scope lets them know you really care, especially when you can split a watermelon at 500 yards...), a few games for the PSP.
     
    #34 $100T2, Jul 12, 2011
  15. scotchcrotch

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    A Blackberry, a Kindle, and a valet for other shit I don't bother to store there.
     
    #35 scotchcrotch, Jul 12, 2011
  16. Juice

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    -Expired giftcards
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    -Contact lense solution
    -Bible
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    -Naked pictures of my girlfriend
     
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  17. Volo

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    And some of us are minorities.
     
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  18. $100T2

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    Does Jesus get wood, or is that just the cross?




    C'mon, I had to. So would you, if you thought of it first.
     
    #38 $100T2, Jul 12, 2011
  19. Juice

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    Haha fair enough. My only explanation is that I like to beat off and then immediately shame myself after. Ive said before I'm a Catholic, I'm just not a very good one.

    I ruffled around a bit more and found a few more items at the bottom:

    -Stamps
    -Half eaten chocolate chip cookie
    -5 dollar bill (old style)
    -ketchup packet from Mcdonalds
     
    #39 Juice, Jul 12, 2011
  20. dixiebandit69

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    Edit: Rep comment gone wrong.
     
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