I don't have a nightstand, but I do have a safe next to my bed. Inside: -My Last Will and Testament (on top) -500GB Hard Drive with all of my photos backed up -DVD's will all of my photos as a redundant back up -10 ounce bar of platinum (investment / plan "c" world goes to hell plan) -5 ounce bar of gold (see above) On Top: -water based lube -condoms -HK USP 9mm (loaded and chambered, natch... it doesn't work without a bullet)
Now there are maybe three or four list that include butt plugs. I am going to assume, outside of scootah, that these are being used exclusively on females. Do they actually get used in the ass or are you just doubling them as a dildo for your puss? Honestly Ive never come across a girl that was down for ass play. Maybe my small sample size is vanilla and skewed but in general most girls I know aren't down with having things either a cock or an injection molded piece of plastic shoved up there. Thoughts?
A copy of my favorite book: If I Kept A Loaded Weapon In An Unlocked Drawer Next To My Head While I Slept, I Wouldn't Talk About It On The Internet It's a page-turner.
I have to somewhat agree with Hooker; vibration does nothing for me. I don't understand why some girls go so crazy for it. No thanks. I used to own a bedroom set that had two night stands with two big drawers each. They collected crap that I never bothered with once it went in. Now I purposely have to bedside tables that are nothing but wrought iron pedestals with glass tops. As such, they hold a lamp, a clock and (sometimes) a book. Anything else is neatly put away on a shelf somewhere.
My nightstand is where I used to keep the random jewelry girlfriends & FB's would leave behind. Unfortunately I left them in the condom drawer so a few girls would stumble upon them, which for some reason often killed the mood. My nightstand is nearly empty aside from condoms and 1 or two books. Used to be more books but the Kindle has put a stop to that. Sometimes my iPad will sit in there because, y'know, late night Words With Friends. EDIT: Used to keep a watch box in there which served as a hiding place for controlled substances.
Pretty most of the people with a butt plug are in relationships. I think it goes without saying that most girls wait until they're in some sort of relationship with a healthy amount of trust (albeit a casual fuck-buddy or a full fledged marriage) before they reveal that they like things inserted into their poop chute. I don't find it that weird.
Tangent Topic- Do you prefer the alarm or the radio? Talk radio wakes me up more gently than an alarm and quicker than music. The only thing a blaring alarm does is piss me off.
Seriously? You want to change the topic from sex toys and anal sex, to alarm clocks?? I weep. Thank goodness I have an arsenal of "friends" to keep me entertained.
No shit, how did this thread start out talking about sex toys to a buch of people talking about what is on their nightstand. That was never even a focus.....
... No. Just no. We're not diverting a sex toy thread into a bed side radio thread. On topic or GTFO. I have a stainless steel anal hook, a cheap clone hitachi magic wand, lube and condoms next to the bed at the moment. There's some whips, floggers and rope hanging from the wall and a bunch of cuffs, gags, canes, riding crops, nipple clamps and miscellaneous other stuff in the wardrobe. I have a couple of bags that I take to fetish events that also get used at home, with a bunch of shit in them.
My nightstand drawer is a bit too small to hold the collection I've amassed through work, so I have a "goody bag" the size of a tote bag instead. It is currently stuffed with: • a waterproof vibrator with interchangeable tips • a glittery purple g-spot vibrator with a remote control • a few brands of condoms • massage oil • strawberry kiwi flavored lube • fuzzy handcuffs • a crop • edible body paint markers • sex game dice • fishnets • several sets of lingerie and a couple costumes Aaaaand... That just about covers it. I feel similar to hooker, though - I have to make more of an effort to cum with toys than just my fingers. However, threesomes are much more entertaining with toys involved, particularly anything edible.
On that note, are those edible things even that good? I couldn't imagine edible undies tasting very good after being up the crack for a little bit...
Dude. No, seriously - dude! I like rough trade (although my education is only just beginning) and kink, but I hope never to see the words 'steel anal hook' together again. Ever. Although my curiosity gets the better of me - what does one use an anal hook for? If you say suspension I am going to jump out a window.