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The Official 2015 TiB Fantasy Football Thread

Discussion in 'Sports Board' started by Popped Cherries, Jul 22, 2015.

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Who wins?

  1. Angry Beavers

    3 vote(s)
    25.0%

  2. Mr. McGibblets

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%

  3. I Have No Legs

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  4. Prom Night Dumpster Babies

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%

  5. Missing Fingers

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    8.3%

  6. Blue Drees Jr.

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  7. Everyday I'm Russlin

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  8. Pelagic Milt

    4 vote(s)
    33.3%

  9. InGlorious Staffords

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%

  10. The Shwartz is with me

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%
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  1. Jimmy James

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    How'd that work out for you?

    Never mind. I'm on to MoreCowbell right after I deflate my huge balls.
     
    #201 Jimmy James, Sep 14, 2015
  2. Parker

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    It'd didn't. Good game. Ertz dropped some balls and Murray became second fiddle to Matthews very quickly. What's even worse is that my kicker provided me 0 points. Adam Vinateri is going to be gone come Wednesday morning.

    HA! Just received a joke trade offering Dez Bryant for Tom Brady, Julian Edelman and Keenan Allen. It came with the message "If you feel I'm giving up too much, please let me know. I'm new at this." Adorable.
     
    #202 Parker, Sep 14, 2015
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  3. MoreCowbell

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    There's only one thing Jimmy can deflate.



    JIMMY IS GOOD BUT MORECOWBELL IS FOR THE CHILDREN
     
    #203 MoreCowbell, Sep 16, 2015
  4. Nettdata

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    @dewercs :: it looks like it's me and you this week... and it's looking damn close. Should be interesting.
     
    #204 Nettdata, Sep 17, 2015
  5. mya

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    Who is Prom Night Dumpster Babies? I have an L under my belt and I am ANGRY
     
    #205 mya, Sep 17, 2015
  6. Zach

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    That would be me. Bring it
     
    #206 Zach, Sep 17, 2015
  7. iczorro

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    I kinda wish you had won with AP. Cause then I would have won with AP in the league that cost more. Oh well, I'll take monkey stomping your ass in JV and ending up as the #1 seed, I guess.
     
    #207 iczorro, Sep 17, 2015
  8. Blue Dog

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    iczorro.jpg
     
    #208 Blue Dog, Sep 17, 2015
  9. Revengeofthenerds

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    He has the best team in jv hands down, not sure why you're hating. Manning and Gronk plus I bet McFadden has a killer year. Only thing that could really stop him is if he had drew queefs.
     
    #209 Revengeofthenerds, Sep 17, 2015
  10. Popped Cherries

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    I feel bad for the sorry sack that picked up the KC defense and didn't end up starting them...
     
    #210 Popped Cherries, Sep 17, 2015
  11. JPrue

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    Yeah that's what I get for trading defenses. The mark to beat is 12, Cincy D.
     
    #211 JPrue, Sep 19, 2015
  12. MoreCowbell

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    So, we're double counting return touchdowns. David Johnson and the Cardinals defense are both getting six points for one. That seems wrong, or at least unannounced to the best of my memory?

    Also, how the FUCK did I pay $23 for Roddy White but let Parker get Edelman? Fuck me.
     
    #212 MoreCowbell, Sep 20, 2015
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  13. Flat_Rate

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    Anyone else having issues with NFL.com today? Slow to load and glitchy as fuck.
     
    #213 Flat_Rate, Sep 20, 2015
  14. Popped Cherries

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    Yeah that is the scoring that has been setup since the beginning. It's D/ST and individual players get points for returning a TD as well.
     
    #214 Popped Cherries, Sep 20, 2015
  15. mya

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    Well, at least my Bench is kicking ass.
     
    #215 mya, Sep 20, 2015
  16. Parker

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    As these cold losses begin to pile up, because I obviously have no idea what I'm doing sitting Dion Lewis, the above quote is what keeps me warm at night. Keenan Allen was negative points most of his game, don't worry, he got to .60. Joseph Randle and DeMarco Murray may be the two worst draft picks I've ever made on purpose.
     
    #216 Parker, Sep 20, 2015
  17. MoreCowbell

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    I think not. You paid double digits for a defense last year.
     
    #217 MoreCowbell, Sep 20, 2015
  18. Rob4Broncos

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    PC, you better count your lucky stars that I sat Allen Robinson and his 32 points. This matchup should have been much closer.
     
    #218 Rob4Broncos, Sep 20, 2015
  19. Nettdata

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    Huge problems with Amazon Web Services, one of the main hosting providers for tons of huge sites. Wouldn't be surprised if NFL hosted with them.

    It's been going on since late last night.
     
    #219 Nettdata, Sep 20, 2015
  20. zyron

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    Why the fuck did you trade for Jimmy Graham Seattle if your not even gonna throw him the ball? Now Andrew Luck has to play like crap tomorrow and my two year run of shit luck can continue.
     
    #220 zyron, Sep 20, 2015
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