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The Official 2015 TiB Fantasy Football Thread

Discussion in 'Sports Board' started by Popped Cherries, Jul 22, 2015.

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Who wins?

  1. Angry Beavers

    3 vote(s)
    25.0%
  2. Mr. McGibblets

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%
  3. I Have No Legs

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  4. Prom Night Dumpster Babies

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%
  5. Missing Fingers

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%
  6. Blue Drees Jr.

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  7. Everyday I'm Russlin

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  8. Pelagic Milt

    4 vote(s)
    33.3%
  9. InGlorious Staffords

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%
  10. The Shwartz is with me

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%
  1. iczorro

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    How the fuck was I supposed to know to start Travis Benjamin? Ugh. And of course I sat Matt Ryan in favor of Romo this week. Of fucking course I did.

    Did something happen to Eddy Lacy? .9 points? The fuck?
     
  2. ssycko

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    I'm not entirely sure what the record is, but I'm something like 6-0 vs Parker all time. He likes the Pats, but he sure don't play like them Pats
     
  3. Parker

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    No this is definitely worse. That defense put up 20 points on one game. These two players aren't going to total in any meaningful game for me. I've historically have horrible luck with RBs, the trend continues. I'm now putting my faith in Dion Lewis, if can put up 20 points against he best D in the league he'll play well against everyone else.

    Good game. I definitely beat myself this week not going with Dion, a idiot friend of my mine got into my head about his being Jonas Gray and vanishing into the ether. After yesterday I'm just going to bet that's not going to happen and ride with it. Who would have known I should have started Terrence Williams over Keenan Allen?
     
  4. dewercs

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    I am not sure exactly what I am doing but I think I have you by 9 points.
     
  5. Hoosiermess

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    If I hadn't gotten cute and benched Fitzgerald in favor of Mike Evans I wouldn't have to worry about it but if Chris Ivory could just not play really well tonight that would be great ok? And while I'm at it if Andre Johnson could maybe not outscore Dwayne Allen by more than say 10-12 points I'd appreciate it. K, thanks, bye.
     
  6. dewercs

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    Fitzgerald had the best game he has had in 2 years yesterday.
     
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    Should be good for a tie-breaker if I should end up in a tie this week. Is that how being an optimist sounds? That's how I meant it.
     
  8. zyron

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    Shocking.
     
  9. Nettdata

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    Wow. That was close, but I had no chance against Gronk and Brown. It was a done deal yesterday after I realized I had no players playing on Monday.
     
  10. mya

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    Yep. Pelagic Milt got my vote above after I played them last week. Autodraft was your friend @dewercs

    This week, I played pretty much all the wrong people yet still won handily. I'd rub it in but I think that the numbers speak for themselves @Zach
     
  11. Zach

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    All I have to say is fuck Mike Evans and fuck Sam Bradford
     
  12. MoreCowbell

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    Parker are you fucking with us? James Jones?
     
  13. Parker

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    Russell has no value to me, with Aaron Rodgers throwing the ball around and Davonte Adams possibly being out with an ankle sprain? How is that a bad idea? The Seahawks OC has no idea how to use Jimmy Graham. Oh and I have Tom Brady who is going to hate fuck the entire league. At this rate, Brady could still get me a cool 20 points on his bye week. I need to start winning now and I need a WR. I can't be talked into this being a bad decision.

    And this trade also irks MoreCowbell...so if it bothers you, it makes me feel much better.
     
  14. zyron

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    I am not trading you Jimmy Graham for Dez Bryant or Dez Bryant and a backup RB. Yeah, I just want to wait 12 weeks for Bryant to play.
     
  15. Rob4Broncos

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    Hey now, someone might bite on a lopsided deal for Dez. Can you blame me for targeting the guy who drafted LeSean McCoy on purpose?

    I tried to make a deal with that fellow who starts 17 different Patriots players on his team, but he went and found a new WR already.
     
  16. Zach

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    Just wondering how the trades work on NFL leagues. Looks like I have a deal with Dewercs but one of the players plays tonight. Does that mean we have to wait til next week for the trade to process?
     
  17. mya

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    Based on the message I see, looks like it will process sunday morning so the way I interpret that is that Dewerc won't be able to play that player this week, but you can play Randall Cobb on Monday. If Dewercs didn't have a kick ass team I would think that was a bit unfair but instead it makes me feel good inside. Plus we can all vote against the trade.
     
  18. Jimmy James

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    If it makes you feel any better, I picked up Jones immediately after the draft for nothing. Hopefully Wilson returns to form this week.
     
  19. MoreCowbell

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    Oh, I know it's to spite me and others that he doesn't feel like trading Russ to. That just seems a bit blatant, even for Parker.