The Official 2015 TiB Fantasy Football Thread

Two things here. Everyone picked up James Jones after the draft because he wasn't on a team. I bet zyron really feels it on the actual football side because his actual team the Giants just let JJ go for nothing and it's not like they're overloaded with WR talent. Also at some point JJ is going to return and get those points to. I think this will work out, especially if Davonte Adams keeps having ankle issues.

No one should be taking this personally, except, Nom, MoreCowbell, Zyron and Rob4Broncos.

 

James Jones asked for his release from the Giants cause he saw he wasn't going to play ahead of Beckham, Randle and soon Cruz. So no, I don't really feel it at all.


And why do people keep offering the most retarded trades? Rashard Jennings and Davante Adams for Andrew Luck? I am a Giants fan and wouldn't want Jennings on my team. Vereen is going to take his 3rd down carries and Williams is going to take his goal line carries.

 

I hear you there zyron- some crazy guy just offered me Dan Carpenter for Jamaal Charles. Like, I know I'm a bills fan but cmon

 

Haha, how did I get lumped into this? So you took a trade other than mine. That's just business. I'm just surprised you couldn't get a better return for Russ, seeing as you're 0-2 with no running backs.

This trade will be 10x funnier to the rest of us when Tom Brady gets Pollarded.

 

You shut your whore mouth.

 

Welp, I sure am glad that I get to be a small part of Devonta Freeman's career defining day.

 

The Cardinals, as a general rule, can suck my uncircumcised cock. But goddamn, their defense. Also, Tyrod Taylor just passed for his 3rd score. Anybody need a qb?

 

No kidding. I figured they'd feast, but goddamn that stat line is brutal. The Cardinals seem like the real deal this year on all fronts. Great match, good sir. Or it would have been, had my own team showed up.

I can't help but laugh at myself for getting in my own way. Last week, I sat Allen Robinson's 32.5 points because hey, Miami ought to be good against the pass, right? This week, I played Robinson on general principle (because I refuse to be burned like that 2 weeks in a row) and a tough Stevie Johnson matchup against the Vikings, instead of a Frank Gore bounceback week and a very favorable Rishard Mattews matchup at home against Buffalo. Oh, and I picked up Minnesota's D on waivers, only to drop them in favor of the Browns at home against shitty Oakland (whose offense is notoriously terrible on the road). Between those three misplays, I cost myself 46.3 additional points (as I write this, I have 53.85). I'd be upset if it weren't so funny.

I'm 1-2, but I could be 0-3 just as easily as I could be 3-0. I can't help outsmarting myself like I'm Chip Kelly playing checkers against a foggy mirror.Is this what playing fantasy football is all about? It's been years since I played.

 

I'm going to maintain my Belichickian tone in this thread, but the way Tom and the line is playing, but that's not a concern. He's getting the ball out of his hand in 1.89 seconds. That's insane.

What should be a concern is my opponent who left Davonte Freeman on the bench where he put up 41 points. That just unfortunate. Unless James Jones dies tonight, looks like I'm about to take out the king.

 

Having a hard time doing anything else but laugh at this win.

 

To use a Parkerism (I'm guessing here) I tripped over my own dick this week. I considered starting him, I really did, but I thought I knew better. Yup, I'm that overthinking dumbass.

 

Well, I was a lost cause as soon as davonte freeman and steve smith suited up for my opponent. Bring on week 4.

 

Do you want him to die in a dumpster fire? And wait until tomorrow to curse the gods, there is still time for minor point corrections.

Also, finally got my first win of the year taking out the top spot and last year's champion. Feels good to get a W but I'm already looking to Week 4. Already have waiver wire requests in for some guys to stream for next week. Need to get through my Patriots Bye week before settling in for the long haul. James Jones, even though everyone wanted to give me shit for it, did me pretty good this week with 25 points. Let's keep this going.

 

The Dumpster Fire consumes all it touches.

 

I could find out a friend got injured in an accident and it MIGHT be as sad as seeing the Waiver Wire claim unsuccessful notices.

 

Hmm, got my first choice players at three different positions with a lower waiver priority than you. I can give you lessons if you'd like, Parker.