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The Official 2015 TiB Fantasy Football Thread

Discussion in 'Sports Board' started by Popped Cherries, Jul 22, 2015.

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Who wins?

  1. Angry Beavers

    3 vote(s)
    25.0%

  2. Mr. McGibblets

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%

  3. I Have No Legs

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  4. Prom Night Dumpster Babies

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%

  5. Missing Fingers

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%

  6. Blue Drees Jr.

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    0.0%

  7. Everyday I'm Russlin

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    0.0%

  8. Pelagic Milt

    4 vote(s)
    33.3%

  9. InGlorious Staffords

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%

  10. The Shwartz is with me

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%
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  1. Parker

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    Well that just means you went for shittier players than I did.
     
    #261 Parker, Sep 30, 2015
  2. Rob4Broncos

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    You should have tried to get a QB for Brady's bye week.
     
    #262 Rob4Broncos, Sep 30, 2015
  3. Parker

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    I tried but you took Derek Carr who is going to light up the Bears. Luckily all I need is one decent week from Brandon Weeden and it's back to my actual team.
     
    #263 Parker, Sep 30, 2015
  4. Rob4Broncos

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    Luckily, all I need is one primo Powerball ticket and I can buy the Patriots from Robert Kraft.

    High five for big dreams, amirite?
     
    #264 Rob4Broncos, Sep 30, 2015
  5. Parker

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    They call it fantasy football for a reason, don't get sassy with me. Someone is offering me a trade for Julian Edelman, Minitron, Chef Extraordinaire, Maker of Grand Patriot Hype Videos. That is not happening. Please do not offer me any trade for any Patriot. We all know it is not going to happen. Good luck and good night.
     
    #265 Parker, Sep 30, 2015
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    Man, and y'all say I trade rape. JPrue is giving Rob the business.
     
    #266 MoreCowbell, Sep 30, 2015
  7. Revengeofthenerds

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    Carr Harr!!

     
    #267 Revengeofthenerds, Sep 30, 2015
  8. Parker

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    You are a registered fantasy football trade offender. This seems to be a copycat rapist going on here. I'm dying to know the rationale behind this.
     
    #268 Parker, Sep 30, 2015
  9. Rob4Broncos

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    #269 Rob4Broncos, Sep 30, 2015
  10. Jimmy James

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    Someone check Rob's drink. Holy shit. Did the asskicking you took from me give you PTSD? You don't see panic and poor decision making this bad until you start videotaping a cop.
     
    #270 Jimmy James, Oct 1, 2015
  11. Now Slappy

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    Hey, is anyone having trouble with nfl.com's website? It's not letting me move my players around.

    Not that it matters, 'cause I've dumped the last three weeks.
     
    #271 Now Slappy, Oct 1, 2015
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    Its been working for me today
     
    #272 Zach, Oct 1, 2015
  13. Now Slappy

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    Yeah, maybe it was something on my end, because it seems to be working now. Thanks.
     
    #273 Now Slappy, Oct 1, 2015
  14. Rob4Broncos

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    Nah, no panic. Just bored already. I'd like at least one player on my team that I can be excited about. If Rodgers gets hurt, well...it's not like I haven't had that happen already.
     
    #274 Rob4Broncos, Oct 1, 2015
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    For someone who is on their 6th year of fantasy football knowing that Projected scores mean shit, ESPECIALLY NFL.com Projections, I still get nervous when I'm starting lower than projected. I know what I know about football, I feel good about it, and then I see the projections and I feel bad. I'm pretty sure I've won more games I've been projected to lose and lost more games I've been projected to win. So hard to look at those numbers and not react to them, but no more tinkering.
     
    #275 Parker, Oct 2, 2015
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    NFL's projections are silly. Every kicker is projected for 12. Stevie Johnson has been projected at 4 every week thus far. Lacy was supposed to get 24 on a bad ankle last week.

    I'm convinced that drunk monkeys are throwing darts while blindfolded to make some of these picks.
     
    #276 Rob4Broncos, Oct 2, 2015
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    I need Prater and Jimmy To put up a combined 5 points for the win this week.

    Think I've got it in the bag.
     
    #277 Flat_Rate, Oct 4, 2015
  18. Parker

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    Now I'm 2-2, winning two in a row. Momentum is pretty nice.
     
    #278 Parker, Oct 5, 2015
  19. Blue Dog

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    ... So, where'd you get your team- the toilet store?
     
    #279 Blue Dog, Oct 5, 2015
  20. Parker

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    It was obviously the golden toilet store. Brandon Weeden put up more points than, Matt Ryan, Peyton Manning, and Joe Flacco. this week. I'm also currently set to be the 2nd highest scoring team with 126 Brandon Weeden as my QB. So that was pretty impressive, not to mention I just picked him up for this one week. Next week it is back to Brady, Edelman and Dion Lewis.
     
    #280 Parker, Oct 5, 2015
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