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The Official 2015 TiB Fantasy Football Thread

Discussion in 'Sports Board' started by Popped Cherries, Jul 22, 2015.

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Who wins?

  1. Angry Beavers

    3 vote(s)
    25.0%

  2. Mr. McGibblets

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%

  3. I Have No Legs

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  4. Prom Night Dumpster Babies

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%

  5. Missing Fingers

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%

  6. Blue Drees Jr.

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  7. Everyday I'm Russlin

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  8. Pelagic Milt

    4 vote(s)
    33.3%

  9. InGlorious Staffords

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%

  10. The Shwartz is with me

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%
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  1. Nom Chompsky

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    Worst $39 I ever spent.
     
    #361 Nom Chompsky, Oct 18, 2015
  2. zyron

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    Thanks for telling me Steve Smith was out NFL.com when I checked at noon. I am sure the extra 12 points he scored over the guy I replaced him with wont matter.
     
    #362 zyron, Oct 18, 2015
  3. iczorro

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    So today Eric Decker put up 11.9 in the flex for me, while Manning put up 12.5 for Nom. I waiver wired Blake Bortles, who put up 28.25

    Who sucks at trading again?
     
    #363 iczorro, Oct 18, 2015
  4. MoreCowbell

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    *checks nfl.com*
    *sees that on Friday morning, zyron replaced S. Smith with T. Smith, who had a 76 yard touchdown catch*
    *sees that I'm gonna beat him anyway, even with a 20+ point RB sitting on my bench*

    Hmm.
     
    #364 MoreCowbell, Oct 18, 2015
  5. zyron

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    I put him back in when Deshawn Jackson was ruled out. See why I had to pick up Golden Tate yesterday otherwise I would have only had T. Smith in as a receiver.
     
    #365 zyron, Oct 18, 2015
  6. MoreCowbell

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    Who also conveniently had a touchdown.
     
    #366 MoreCowbell, Oct 18, 2015
  7. zyron

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    Yes, losing is so convenient, and fun too. Last place is mine.
     
    #367 zyron, Oct 18, 2015
  8. Rob4Broncos

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    Back off, I saw it first.
     
    #368 Rob4Broncos, Oct 18, 2015
  9. MoreCowbell

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    Hey, no need to get despondent. iczorro still has like, 8 more weeks to screw the pooch.
     
    #369 MoreCowbell, Oct 18, 2015
  10. Parker

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    I have to rely on DeMarco Murray to score 10.21 points for me to win. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. JPrue is going to have his third win, congratulations. I was fucked this game when Richard Rodgers didn't score a TD and I thought the Patriots defense weren't going to let 28 points slip by. I was hoping for at least a pick or something. There are 5 waiver wire defenses.
     
    #370 Parker, Oct 19, 2015
  11. Nom Chompsky

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    Are you there OBJ? It's me, Nom.

    If you could go hamburglars tonight, well...well that would just be swell.
     
    #371 Nom Chompsky, Oct 19, 2015
  12. mya

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    And all I need is for Blue Dogs fucking kicker to score 11 points or less. That's not too much to ask is it?
     
    #372 mya, Oct 19, 2015
  13. Popped Cherries

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    You all sound like crackheads just looking for that one last score.
    "Please man, I got these cheeseburgers man....I suck yo dick man..."
     
    #373 Popped Cherries, Oct 19, 2015
  14. Hoosiermess

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    Kind of off topic but that 28.25 still wasn't enough to win so it's kind of a mute point isn't it?
     
    #374 Hoosiermess, Oct 19, 2015
  15. iczorro

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    The word is moot. And you know, baby steps...
     
    #375 iczorro, Oct 19, 2015
  16. MoreCowbell

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    FYI, interested in selling Cam, but only in a package that nets me an upgrade at RB/WR/TE starter. Not interested in bench pieces.
     
    #376 MoreCowbell, Oct 19, 2015
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    Good call, I've never been accused of winning a spelling bee. Looks like I'm not winning at trash talk either...
     
    #377 Hoosiermess, Oct 20, 2015
  18. Nettdata

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    NFL: "Stewart is not playing". Stewart Plays. If I didn't sit Stewart, I would have won.

    Weeeeeeeeeee.
     
    #378 Nettdata, Oct 20, 2015
  19. mya

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    Who is Dumpster Fire? I jacked up my trade request and entered the wrong TE. I wanted Kelce. Have a heart and reject the trade please so I can resubmit maybe????
     
    #379 mya, Oct 21, 2015
  20. Zach

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    I didn't see this til after I had accepted so I can't cancel. Popped Cherries can cancel the trade though.
     
    #380 Zach, Oct 21, 2015
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