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The Official 2015 TiB Fantasy Football Thread

Discussion in 'Sports Board' started by Popped Cherries, Jul 22, 2015.

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Who wins?

  1. Angry Beavers

    3 vote(s)
    25.0%

  2. Mr. McGibblets

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%

  3. I Have No Legs

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    0.0%

  4. Prom Night Dumpster Babies

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%

  5. Missing Fingers

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    8.3%

  6. Blue Drees Jr.

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  7. Everyday I'm Russlin

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  8. Pelagic Milt

    4 vote(s)
    33.3%

  9. InGlorious Staffords

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%

  10. The Shwartz is with me

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%
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  1. Flat_Rate

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    What with that new HBO show I doubt you'll have much time this year Bill.

    Although how much will you be paying for Brady this year?

    [​IMG]
     
    #21 Flat_Rate, Jul 29, 2015
  2. Parker

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    I will not be getting Brady this year as he is suspended for 4 games. I will look to other optimal QB options.
     
    #22 Parker, Aug 1, 2015
  3. Popped Cherries

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    You need to Cosplay Bill Belichick this fantasy season.
     
    #23 Popped Cherries, Aug 1, 2015
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    Are all spots filled? I just sent my email- I'll take first available in either league if its cool with yall.
     
    #24 Blue Dog, Aug 4, 2015
  5. Nom Chompsky

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    Lock up my spot for varsity please, I'll send everything along this week
     
    #25 Nom Chompsky, Aug 10, 2015
  6. Popped Cherries

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    Just to give a quick update, after the funds clear for Parker and Nom, the Varsity squad will be full.

    The JV team has three teams so far, so all of you on the fence about playing fantasy football this year, here's your chance to have some fun with your fellow TiB degenerates. For one month payment of $25, just .83 cents a day, you too can field a team of roided up, athletic freaks, and shit talk Parker about how his girlfriend fucks another dude for every week he loses. Please...reach deep inside and join us helping degrade one another the way god intended.
     
    #26 Popped Cherries, Aug 11, 2015
  7. Parker

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    I will not respond to such unprovoked attacks. The focus this year will be on football.
     
    #27 Parker, Aug 12, 2015
  8. Jimmy James

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    Your last season an unprovoked attack on common sense and self-respect.
     
    #28 Jimmy James, Aug 13, 2015
  9. mya

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    Is there still an opening for the JV team? Can I recruit a teammate? I will pay, you do the auction draft.
     
    #29 mya, Aug 27, 2015
  10. Popped Cherries

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    Yes there are still openings for the JV team and it is highly recommended that I fill those spots otherwise we will only have enough people for one league.
    I don't think there is an issue with having someone help you draft? The auction draft is REALLY easy though, but if you want someone to walk you through it, I have no issues.
     
    #30 Popped Cherries, Aug 28, 2015
  11. iczorro

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    Are you saying you will pay me to do your draft for you? I accept.
     
    #31 iczorro, Aug 28, 2015
  12. Parker

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    Mya, you can also flush your money down the toilet. It'll have the same effect on your draft.
     
    #32 Parker, Aug 28, 2015
  13. mya

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    Well, I was proposing a "team" so if you want to be on my team and I am just flushing my money down the toilet, then I'm game. I get a wee bit of input though. Chances are, I won't be able to make a live draft (depending on when it is) and I don't know how the auction thing works. So....when is this draft anyway. Parker are you JV also. I would enjoy a friendly exchange of trash talk.
     
    #33 mya, Aug 28, 2015
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    See, that's the thing, I already have a team in there. So...
     
    #34 iczorro, Aug 29, 2015
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    Well, that hardly seems fair. Sorry, but I am going to have to insist that you give up this "other" team.

    Alright....so when is this draft again. If I sign up, how do I go about it?

    edit - NVM - reading helps. Email sent. Congratulations in advance to anybody who is the lucky recipient of my $25.
     
    #35 mya, Aug 29, 2015
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    Mya, you can watch a video on YT that quickly explains how auction drafting works. In short, everyone gets a total budget $200 dollars. Instead of everyone getting to straight up pick a person to take, they nominate a person to be auctioned. Everyone has a chance to bid on that person so no one gets fucked by random selection of draft order. The difficulty is managing your money while still being able to play mind games with the other managers to get them to be less efficient with their money.

    I am in the Varsity league and will not be trash talking this year.
     
    #36 Parker, Aug 29, 2015
  17. Popped Cherries

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    Okay folks, just an quick update, we've got two more people signed up for the JV league. Still looking for another 6 to make the draft whole at a 12 team draft, but if we get to 10, I might just cap it there. Look under rocks, check your closets, talk with some of the other TiB members in PM's and get them into the league. Also, anyone in the Varsity league that wants to play in both, please feel free. I know there are about 5 or six other people who regularly post in the NFL thread and posted in the Fantasy thread last year that we can recruit. Shegirl, Nett, D26, Trakeil, gamecocks, fleafly, Crown. Get in here, join the league, play some friendly games. You know you want to.
     
    #37 Popped Cherries, Aug 29, 2015
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    My husband would love to play, but then he would know about you guys and I can't allow that to happen.
     
    #38 mya, Aug 29, 2015
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    Just tell him it's a "work thing" and give him a blowjob right after. He won't have any questions.
     
    #39 Popped Cherries, Aug 29, 2015
  20. Rob4Broncos

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    Has Parker joined yet? We're still at 11 and I'm very much looking forward to taking his money.
     
    #40 Rob4Broncos, Aug 31, 2015
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