In the middle of the hell called "moving" and just checked my team... and holy hell, things are looking up this weekend. Between Brees and Beckham, things are looking fucking rosy.
Good news is that Blue Dog is playing an inactive WR, so Drew knew he haded to make-up for it. Not playing the Patriots defense was a huge mistake. All of a sudden Houston is scoring against the Titans like they actually have an offense. DREW BREES JUST THREW A 6TH TD AT THE BEGINING OF THE 4th QUARTER. Yeah, you might lose with him playing 1 less guy. Chris Johnson is having an awful day.
Week 8 injuries. HOLY MOLY. Apparently I should have picked up Torn Achilles and Torn ACL's this week.
Yeah, I really needed another injured wide receiver, this one done for season. Before you send an offer, I will not trade you Gurley, Popped Cherries.
So you're the fucker who won't trade me Gurley. Dude, I got peeps for that beast. C'mon man, you know my trades always work out for the best. I mean, why keep such a stud on a team in the basement. Don't hold a brother back like that. Don't Barry Sanders him.
God isn't it annoying when you have a WR score 23.5 points on your bench and you can't even say "I wish I would have played him" because you have 3 other WRs that scored more than that? I wish somebody could help me with that issue.
... Shit. My only excuse is that it's Goddamn fair weekend at my son's Catholic school. Between fighting the weather to give him a chance to actually ride some attractions & trying to at least some return on the $100 bracelet I was forced to buy, then having to sit through his class program where ~80 4 year olds dance around wearing Mickey Mouse ears, and THEN having to sit in the rain working my booth shift at the healthy foods stand for 4 hours yelling "HEY YOU CAN I INTEREST YOU IN A BANANA?" at passers-by, I didn't remember to check my lineup until like 10 minutes after the rosters were locked. If it makes yall feel any better, I still won my game in both leagues. So I have that going for me. Which is nice.
Jesus fucking christ, having the Packers get their shit packed in (pun intended) really fucked me. Neither Jones or R. Rodgers made any plays of note and to be fair neither did Randall Cobb on his team. Right now I need Cam Newton and Jonathan Stewart to to put up less than 30 points. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Good game Cowbell.
No seriously, no way Cam and Stewart don't LIGHT UP the Colts defense. Now with this whole Ribgate thing going on, there is no chance in hell for me. It was my fault not playing the Patriots D, I set myself up for failure. You won this game fair and square. Enjoy it and hopefully we can play again this year.
I guess I can understand not playing a suspect Pats D against a resurgent Dolphins team (didn't agree with it, but I get it). But, if you're gonna stream a defense, why in the world would you play the Titans? The Texans are bad, but they aren't THAT bad. I'm hoping you two end up in a tie. That would be fitting.
I just need Cam and Moncrief to put up a total of 80.6 points tonight. I am feeling pretty confident. Although, shoot, at this point just having a single one of my fucking players score a TD would feel like a victory.