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The Official 2015 TiB Fantasy Football Thread

Discussion in 'Sports Board' started by Popped Cherries, Jul 22, 2015.

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Who wins?

  1. Angry Beavers

    3 vote(s)
    25.0%

  2. Mr. McGibblets

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%

  3. I Have No Legs

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  4. Prom Night Dumpster Babies

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%

  5. Missing Fingers

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%

  6. Blue Drees Jr.

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    0.0%

  7. Everyday I'm Russlin

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    0.0%

  8. Pelagic Milt

    4 vote(s)
    33.3%

  9. InGlorious Staffords

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%

  10. The Shwartz is with me

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%
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  1. Popped Cherries

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    You won't start him. No Balls.
     
    #461 Popped Cherries, Nov 7, 2015
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    I'm not starting him because it isn't a strategically optimal decision. Thanks.
     
    #462 Parker, Nov 8, 2015
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    Dion Lewis is injured, my fantasy season is over. Enjoy my money guys, it's been fun!
     
    #463 Parker, Nov 8, 2015
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    If only LeGarette Blount were available for trade offers, if only.
     
    #464 MoreCowbell, Nov 8, 2015
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    17 catches for almost 300 yards, what a bunch of horseshit.
     
    #465 zyron, Nov 8, 2015
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    I had Cobb at 99 yards, Murray at 96 yards, and Cam at 297 to all miss their yardage bonuses. Football is dumb.
     
    #466 MoreCowbell, Nov 8, 2015
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    Don't even try to taunt me. There's no trade I can make that wouldn't hurt my aggregate total score at this point. I can't trade away Brady or Edelman for parts, as the parts wouldn't come close to equaling their numbers. All these damn injuries have the waiver wire looking anemic. This is just upsetting.
     
    #467 Parker, Nov 8, 2015
  8. Nettdata

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    So... this weekend wasn't that bad. I think I'm starting to like this Fantasy Football thing again.
     
    #468 Nettdata, Nov 9, 2015
  9. Now Slappy

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    I feel the same way. This is really the first time this year my team decided to show up.
     
    #469 Now Slappy, Nov 9, 2015
  10. Zach

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    So I am an idiot. I was setting up some waiver claims and somehow managed to get the 3rd one to go through dropping my kicker before he has had a chance to play. Now I can't pick him back up. If Rivers scores more than 35 points I am going to be very pissed
     
    #470 Zach, Nov 9, 2015
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    Amurray Amurray with that cold-hearted waiver swap. Damn bro. You ain't fucking around.
     
    #471 Popped Cherries, Nov 9, 2015
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    Jesus F Christ. That's cold blooded for real. You're just picking up players so others don't have them! I'd be pissed if it wasn't genius.
     
    #472 Parker, Nov 9, 2015
  13. Rob4Broncos

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    I applaud him for bringing good old-fashioned Patriot shenanigans to our TiB league.

    To be fair, his opponent had all week to prepare for the bye.
     
    #473 Rob4Broncos, Nov 9, 2015
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    Yeah kicked my ass good.
     
    #474 Flat_Rate, Nov 9, 2015
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    I might (read: probably wouldn't) feel bad if it had been something like a last minute injury scratch but know your byes, bruh. He even swapped kickers earlier on the week to avoid a bye, so I don't know how he missed it. I got first place to chase, can't be bothered with no niceties.

    That and fuck Alfred Morris, man. I don't even know who Josh Bellamy is and I already like him more than Alfred Morris.
     
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    Dion Lewis is out for the season. Fuck this world.
     
    #476 Parker, Nov 9, 2015
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    At least Brandon LaFell can catch more passes, now. That's a win for everyone, right?
     
    #477 Rob4Broncos, Nov 9, 2015
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    Nothing where PC wins will ever be good in most of our books.
     
    #478 MoreCowbell, Nov 9, 2015
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    Y'all are going to need to stop ganging up on me. It's no longer amusing.
     
    #479 mya, Nov 9, 2015
  20. Parker

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    Nothing where you win is good in any of our books.
     
    #480 Parker, Nov 10, 2015
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