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The Official 2015 TiB Fantasy Football Thread

Discussion in 'Sports Board' started by Popped Cherries, Jul 22, 2015.

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Who wins?

  1. Angry Beavers

    3 vote(s)
    25.0%

  2. Mr. McGibblets

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%

  3. I Have No Legs

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    0.0%

  4. Prom Night Dumpster Babies

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%

  5. Missing Fingers

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%

  6. Blue Drees Jr.

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    0.0%

  7. Everyday I'm Russlin

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  8. Pelagic Milt

    4 vote(s)
    33.3%

  9. InGlorious Staffords

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%

  10. The Shwartz is with me

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%
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  1. Popped Cherries

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    The feels man...
     
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    How's that Manning-Decker trade looking now, guys?
     
    #482 iczorro, Nov 15, 2015
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    Savage!

    I tinkered with my Varsity lineup today like an idiot. Should have known all the talk about Hurns not playing was just smoke. Oh well, this week was worth it to see another member of Parker's team carted off the field. I'm looking forward to see him starting Josh Gordon next week.
     
    #483 Popped Cherries, Nov 16, 2015
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    My season is over, the white flag is being waved.

    [​IMG]

     
    #484 Parker, Nov 16, 2015
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    I've got a close one going against Nett this week in the JV league. Down by 8pts with one player to go.

    I'm coming for you Nett!!
     
    #485 Now Slappy, Nov 16, 2015
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    I hope he dies in a fire on the way to the game.
     
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    With the way my luck is going this season, that's not completely out of the realm of possibility.
     
    #487 Now Slappy, Nov 16, 2015
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    I was so pissed off yesterday when I was trying to follow the NO game, and they were having problems with the data feed... I had a few players in that game, and there were no points showing... hell, none for Brees, even... showing 0 points and the game was stuck at Q1 9:00 minutes or something.

    Imagine my relief when I found out that it was a technical glitch, so all I had to do was wait for the numbers to make it through.

    Then then numbers did make it through, and they all played like shit, so the huge leap in points I was expecting didn't happen.

    Fuckers.
     
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  9. mya

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    Watch it - I made some snide comment about Jamaal Charles about 30 seconds before he tore is ACL so now I just wish for explosive diarrhea or a case of chicken pox.

    On another note, as a KC fan I can't even be mad at my looming loss at the hands of the Broncos yesterday.
     
    #489 mya, Nov 16, 2015
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    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    That was a very long 4th quarter.
     
    #490 Nettdata, Nov 16, 2015
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    Holy shit... I thought my matchup was close.

    Milt and Russlin only 0.1 apart... crazy!
     
    #491 Nettdata, Nov 16, 2015
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    Call me Jaime Lannister, for I am the kingslayer.
     
    #492 iczorro, Nov 17, 2015
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    I know everybody feels this way, but I seriously feel like I keep getting the shaft. In my last couple of weeks it was my opponent getting their best score ever, this week it was by .1. By the way, the .1 is more annoying. I think I may take my toys and go home.
     
    #493 mya, Nov 17, 2015
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    That's it, I give up. Where do I report to throw in my towel?
     
    #494 Now Slappy, Nov 17, 2015
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    Oh, a better idea. Now Slappy and I are going to take our towels and head to the pool. We'll let the rest of you guys duke it out.
     
    #495 mya, Nov 17, 2015
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    Lead the way Mya!

    I'll bring the Margaritas.
     
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    I'm starting 6 Patriots. See you next year.
     
    #497 Parker, Nov 18, 2015
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    Can you wait till next week to have a fantasy breakdown Taco?
     
    #498 Popped Cherries, Nov 18, 2015
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    The nature of fantasy breakdowns is that you can't predict when they happen, they just do. Sorry. Shit, I should have made that Edelman trade, but hindsight is 20/20.
     
    #499 Parker, Nov 18, 2015
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    And to make it worse, you could have fleeced me. ME, of all people! Look at the chance you missed!
     
    #500 MoreCowbell, Nov 19, 2015
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