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The Official 2015 TiB Fantasy Football Thread

Discussion in 'Sports Board' started by Popped Cherries, Jul 22, 2015.

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Who wins?

  1. Angry Beavers

    3 vote(s)
    25.0%

  2. Mr. McGibblets

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%

  3. I Have No Legs

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  4. Prom Night Dumpster Babies

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%

  5. Missing Fingers

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%

  6. Blue Drees Jr.

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  7. Everyday I'm Russlin

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    0.0%

  8. Pelagic Milt

    4 vote(s)
    33.3%

  9. InGlorious Staffords

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%

  10. The Shwartz is with me

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%
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  1. Parker

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    Well I'm getting annihilated this week. You know you're fucked when you have the thought "I should have started Cole Beasely." James Jones after a 23 point week just did jack shit. And I didn't check my line-up at the last minute about Danny Amendola because I was fucking. Now I have to find an ugly girlfriend because this one distracted me from the important things in life.
     
    #521 Parker, Nov 29, 2015
  2. Flat_Rate

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    177 points with a good WR to go is a solid place to be.
     
    #522 Flat_Rate, Nov 29, 2015
  3. Popped Cherries

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    Don't sleep on the guy with no legs. Who needs QB's...
     
    #523 Popped Cherries, Nov 30, 2015
  4. Nettdata

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    Nicely done.
     
    #524 Nettdata, Dec 1, 2015
  5. mya

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    This game sucks.....number 4 in Points For, number 1 in Points Against, but number 7 overall.
     
    #525 mya, Dec 1, 2015
  6. zyron

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    Was in 12th place 3 weeks ago and have a shot at the playoffs.
     
    #526 zyron, Dec 1, 2015
  7. Nettdata

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    You and me both. A 6-game win streak does wonders for one's morale.
     
    #527 Nettdata, Dec 1, 2015
  8. Parker

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    I want to trade my best players to your opponent just so you get knocked out.
     
    #528 Parker, Dec 1, 2015
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    COLLUSION!!!!

    So, Parker. What do you have in mind buddy. I know your team isn't very good but you have to have someone worth trading off for "a good value"...
     
    #529 Hoosiermess, Dec 1, 2015
  10. zyron

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    scbu.gif
     
    #530 zyron, Dec 1, 2015
  11. Parker

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    Yeah...I guess I only have Brady.
     
    #531 Parker, Dec 1, 2015
  12. MoreCowbell

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    Oh, hey, look, he's awake.
     
    #532 MoreCowbell, Dec 2, 2015
  13. Popped Cherries

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    This last week of the regular season should be INTENSE. Almost every team in the Varsity league has a shot at taking the last playoff spot. Meanwhile, congrats to Cowbell, Nom, Jimmy, Hoosier, Blue Dog, and myself for making the playoffs.
    In the J.V. League, it's Nett, Bluedog, Hoosier, and myself with a locked up playoff spot, with 4 teams battling for the last 2 spots.

    I'm going to love it if Parker plays spoiler and denies someone's dream of making the playoffs.
     
    #533 Popped Cherries, Dec 2, 2015
  14. Hoosiermess

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    I've been traveling so much for work I cost myself at least one win by not starting a kicker and maybe another with a bye week player. I'm a terrible fantasy owner this year...
     
    #534 Hoosiermess, Dec 2, 2015
  15. iczorro

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    If I win I'm in. If I lose, damn near anyone could be #6.
     
    #535 iczorro, Dec 2, 2015
  16. Parker

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    I just picked up David Johnson to spite anyone else trying to get him. How the fuck did you guys let Nom in?
     
    #536 Parker, Dec 2, 2015
  17. Flat_Rate

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    I have shit for RB's and I play Popped Cherries.

    In other words I am fucked.
     
    #537 Flat_Rate, Dec 2, 2015
  18. MoreCowbell

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    Wait. Nom's in last place. I don't know what y'all are talking about.
     
    #538 MoreCowbell, Dec 3, 2015
  19. Jimmy James

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    First name Russell. Last name Wilson.
     
    #539 Jimmy James, Dec 6, 2015
  20. Nettdata

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    Well, after having Lacy shit the bed on Thursday with only 0.6 points, today seems to be working out much, much better than I had any right to expect.

    As much as Wilson rocked it, Baldwin was at the receiving end, and did right by me.
     
    #540 Nettdata, Dec 6, 2015
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