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The Official 2015 TiB Fantasy Football Thread

Discussion in 'Sports Board' started by Popped Cherries, Jul 22, 2015.

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Who wins?

  1. Angry Beavers

    3 vote(s)
    25.0%
  2. Mr. McGibblets

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%
  3. I Have No Legs

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    0.0%
  4. Prom Night Dumpster Babies

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%
  5. Missing Fingers

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    8.3%
  6. Blue Drees Jr.

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  7. Everyday I'm Russlin

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  8. Pelagic Milt

    4 vote(s)
    33.3%
  9. InGlorious Staffords

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%
  10. The Shwartz is with me

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%
  1. iczorro

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    God damn, this is gonna be closer than it was supposed to be. Why didn't I start Bortles? WTF is wrong with me?
     
  2. Nettdata

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    Shit's still going to be stupidly close... it ain't over yet.
     
  3. Nettdata

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    Aaaand, yeah, it's over.

    Fucking hell... what a crazy weekend.
     
  4. Parker

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    Brady has more points, and that's with two INTs. He has zero help, this shit is ridiculous. What's more ridiculous is that I thought I was starting Amendola and I had fucking Travis Benjamin who got me a cool 0 points due to injury. Yet...all I need is 8 points from Cole Beasely to beat you. Also had David Johnson on the bench who put up 19. Jeez.
     
  5. Nettdata

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    Cam Newton can suck my cock. That is all.
     
  6. Jimmy James

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    You could beat me and the fucks I give would still be zero. Riding high into the playoffs right now.
     
  7. mya

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    The way this season has gone for me, I won't rule out that Moncrief gets me -10 points.

    But if not, does this mean I have a shot at that playoffs? Let me run the scenarios here and cross my fingers.
     
  8. Nettdata

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    Good win, but holy fuck was that retarded. Between Lacy, my kicker and defense, and Newton on your end, it was not quite what I expected.

    But no, little girl, you don't get to make it into the playoffs with the big boys.
     
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    Whoever gets the last playoff spot in the money league can thank Antonio Brown. Fuck.
     
  10. MoreCowbell

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    Considering that it is going to be ssycko, I imagine he already is.
     
  11. mya

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    Don't count out the little girl quite yet. By my calculations, looks like one spot is up for grabs. So if Dan Bailey scores at least ONE point, then Pelegic Milt loses. That means that Dumpster Fire, Pelegic Milt, and me all have the same record. What is the tie breaker? Most points scored? If that is the case then this cupcake is hanging with the big boys.
     
  12. Nettdata

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    Just one little point. How hard can that be? And how's that working out for you so far?
     
  13. mya

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    It won't because this game hates me and will do anything in it's power to make me unhappy.
     
  14. Nettdata

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    Congrats, little girl.
     
  15. mya

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    Yeah!!! Maybe, I am still not sure what the system uses as a tie breaker for those with the same scoring record. Anybody know?
     
  16. Popped Cherries

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    It's highest points scored.
     
  17. Popped Cherries

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    Actually its' head to head record then highest points. Sorry Mya, you were really close.
     
  18. mya

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    Oh man, that stinks! He hasn't even been playing for the past few weeks.. What is head to head record? I looked through all the parameters (overall, breakdown, coach, true) and was higher ranked in all of them.
     
  19. Popped Cherries

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    He beat you twice during the regular season, so he was 2-0 against you and therefore had the better record.
     
  20. mya

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    Oh ok. Then we will go back to this