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The Official 2015 TiB Fantasy Football Thread

Discussion in 'Sports Board' started by Popped Cherries, Jul 22, 2015.

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Who wins?

  1. Angry Beavers

    3 vote(s)
    25.0%

  2. Mr. McGibblets

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%

  3. I Have No Legs

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  4. Prom Night Dumpster Babies

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%

  5. Missing Fingers

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%

  6. Blue Drees Jr.

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  7. Everyday I'm Russlin

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  8. Pelagic Milt

    4 vote(s)
    33.3%

  9. InGlorious Staffords

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%

  10. The Shwartz is with me

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%
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  1. Flat_Rate

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    Well it's been fun, fucking perfect week to leave 87 points on my bench.
     
    #561 Flat_Rate, Dec 13, 2015
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    It's not officially over yet, but yeah, we both had a ton of points on the bench... crazy.
     
    #562 Nettdata, Dec 13, 2015
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    Fucking hell. It's not over by a long shot.
     
    #563 Nettdata, Dec 13, 2015
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    I'd need Brady to put up 35 or 40 tonight to have a cushion against Beckham Jr.
     
    #564 Flat_Rate, Dec 13, 2015
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    Yeah, at first I thought Bechham was DOA, but then he fucking lit it up.

    So bring it on, @Blue Dog
     
    #565 Nettdata, Dec 15, 2015
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    I ain't scared, hombre de maple! I'LL BEAT YOU LIKE WE BEAT CANADA IN THE FRENCH/INDIAN WAR OF 1812! U-S-A! U-S-A!
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    #566 Blue Dog, Dec 15, 2015
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    So yeah... Lets be real here, Neat Daddy. When I do lose tonight (which I will), it won't be because my team shat the bed (which it did), or that your team went off (which it did... kinda), or any other reason that we may contrive. Oh no, none of that came into play AT ALL.

    I just hope you can appreciate the REAL reason I'm going to lose this game. And that is the fact that you are going to beat me using my very own Breesus against me. Shame on you. I don't know how you can sleep at night, you monster.

    I hope your favorite hockey team loses the Piston Cup.
     
    #567 Blue Dog, Dec 21, 2015
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    Given the choice between worrying about Antonio Brown or Cam Newton, all I can hope is that Calvin Johnson can somehow score 6 points.
     
    #568 Jimmy James, Dec 21, 2015
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    At first I was like
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    And then I was I was like
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    Tonight I was like
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    But then I was like
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    #569 MoreCowbell, Dec 21, 2015
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    #570 ssycko, Dec 22, 2015
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    You two in the finals can both suck on a huge bag of dicks.
     
    #571 Popped Cherries, Dec 22, 2015
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    Jus' 'bout dat action, bawse.
     
    #572 Jimmy James, Dec 22, 2015
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    That took way way too long to happen... and when Brees was looking injured and was on the sidelines, and I needed another 2 points, there was a lot of WTF going on.

    And what a weird game... I don't think I've ever seen that goal-line fuckery before... the Lions calling a timeout that didn't exist, NO blowing 3 tries to get a TD only to not get in and then lose possession on 3rd and goal due to time running out in the quarter... things were not looking good for our hero.

    Luckily they pulled their heads out of their asses and started to play the game, just too bad it took them 3 quarters to do so and by then it was too little too late.
     
    #573 Nettdata, Dec 22, 2015
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    Be that as it may, I'll see you in the championship Nett. Let's have a good clean game, no head butts, no body slams, and no Beckham.

    I thought PC was going to knock me out in both leagues for a little while but thankfully I've still got something to play for this week.
     
    #574 Hoosiermess, Dec 22, 2015
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    Not having Beckham sucks. Just sayin.

    But yeah, should be fun. Good luck.
     
    #575 Nettdata, Dec 22, 2015
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    Good luck to you as well, you mounted a monster comeback this year after going through the "I hate this game stage". At least I won't lose to Parker...

    Full disclosure: when I went on my run last year Parker was a fan and I don't dislike him, he just talks alot. Merry Christmas to all in our leagues, I hope you all enjoy the holidays.
     
    #576 Hoosiermess, Dec 23, 2015
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    Holy shit... half my lineup didn't practice or is questionable... what the fuck do you do?

    I know... just fucking leave it, and drink.
     
    #577 Nettdata, Dec 24, 2015
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    So not only am I staring at an 18 point deficit, apparently everybody on MC's team is starting at 10. This is going to get uglier before it gets better.
     
    #578 Jimmy James, Dec 27, 2015
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    Who said anything about it getting better Jimmy?
     
    #579 MoreCowbell, Dec 27, 2015
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    You have AJ McCarron throwing to AJ Green against one of the best defenses in the league left. I have basically everybody left to play. Game on, motherfucker.
     
    #580 Jimmy James, Dec 27, 2015
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