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The Official 2015 TiB Fantasy Football Thread

Discussion in 'Sports Board' started by Popped Cherries, Jul 22, 2015.

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Who wins?

  1. Angry Beavers

    3 vote(s)
    25.0%

  2. Mr. McGibblets

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%

  3. I Have No Legs

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    0.0%

  4. Prom Night Dumpster Babies

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%

  5. Missing Fingers

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    8.3%

  6. Blue Drees Jr.

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  7. Everyday I'm Russlin

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  8. Pelagic Milt

    4 vote(s)
    33.3%

  9. InGlorious Staffords

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%

  10. The Shwartz is with me

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%
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  1. Popped Cherries

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    Yeah, I'd have to say I've never seen anyone get targeted and fucked out of every pick like you did yesterday. I laughed.
     
    #141 Popped Cherries, Sep 8, 2015
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    They say success breeds contempt.
     
    #142 MoreCowbell, Sep 8, 2015
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    So, being new to this FF thing... are there penalties for trading?

    I just notice that I'm the only one in our junior league that's doing any... and I'm wondering if there's something I don't know...
     
    #143 Nettdata, Sep 9, 2015
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    Trading between teams or picking up players off the waiver wire, no penalties.
     
    #144 Flat_Rate, Sep 9, 2015
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    Nice... I figured you were all watching and laughing at me for doing something stupid.
     
    #145 Nettdata, Sep 9, 2015
  6. mya

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    Would we do something like that?
     
    #146 mya, Sep 9, 2015
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    I would hope so.
     
    #147 Nettdata, Sep 9, 2015
  8. mya

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    Well maybe some of the others but I certainly would NEVER.

    Now remember this when I submit a trade request for Demaryius Thomas for Cam Newton. You need a back up QB after all.
     
    #148 mya, Sep 9, 2015
  9. Nettdata

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    Get me a pic of "angry beavers rule" written on your tits in Sharpie and I'll do it.
     
    #149 Nettdata, Sep 9, 2015
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    Just be aware that I'm free to do WHATEVER I want with it.

    But the offer stands.
     
    #150 Nettdata, Sep 9, 2015
  11. mya

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    Hey - are you all seeing what I am seeing? Sexual exploitation. Would he ask the same of Iczorro? I think not. I feel so violated.

    (but keep checking your PMs, there is enough vagueness in the request that I feel I could work with it)
     
    #151 mya, Sep 9, 2015
  12. Nettdata

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    Maybe his wife..

    When it comes to sexuality, I'm not an equal opportunity player... those with nice tits get to the front of the line.
     
    #152 Nettdata, Sep 9, 2015
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    And you might as well post it here where all can see, because if you do go through with it, it's going to be the new header bar for the entire site for a while.

    Call it the FF Corporate Sponsorship.

    "This month, TiB brought to you by The Angry Beavers".
     
    #153 Nettdata, Sep 9, 2015
  14. mya

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    FYI - if you made that trade for a pic of tits then i suppose people would be laughing at you for doing something stupid as I don't think it is exactly a fair trade (no matter how nice the tits). If it was packaged with maybe Jordan Cameron to improve your position at Tight End, would it be worth it? Maybe it would be worth considering. But I have never played in a PPR league so I can't say that I know what I am talking about.
     
    #154 mya, Sep 9, 2015
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    You make it sound like I'm in this for more than shits and giggles.

    taco.png

    If you want to include Cameron as well, sure... who am I to argue?
     
    #155 Nettdata, Sep 9, 2015
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    Is this real life? Tits for players. Cowbell, you hearing this? Just get your girl/sister/mom to hop on this train and maybe someone in our league will trade you some players as well.
     
    #156 Popped Cherries, Sep 10, 2015
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    You're the one begging for league players, so don't be bitching about the lack of quality.
     
    #157 Nettdata, Sep 10, 2015
  18. Rush-O-Matic

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    I do play in two Fantasy Football leagues. All dudes, except one where my nephew has now allowed my niece to play. But, dammit. When PC sent the invites at TiB, there was NOTHING IN THERE ABOUT THE INVOLVMENT OF TITS. Because, I would totally trade any good players I had for a titty PM from Mya.

    Boo.
     
    #158 Rush-O-Matic, Sep 10, 2015
  19. Nom Chompsky

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    What better way to attract more female members? This place will be like The Chive in no time.

    On the varsity side, I am looking to set some kind of league record for pointless trade and inane proposals, so keep checking those inboxes.
     
    #159 Nom Chompsky, Sep 10, 2015
  20. MoreCowbell

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    I should include pictures of my tits to your inbox with all trade proposals, got it, loud and clear.
     
    #160 MoreCowbell, Sep 11, 2015
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