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The Official 2016 TiB Fantasy Football Thread

Discussion in 'Sports Board' started by Popped Cherries, Aug 3, 2016.

  1. Hoosiermess

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  2. MoreCowbell

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    He forgot to mention that the 177 points...were also against me. I am getting the double-business.

    Jesus Christ is my asshole sore.
     
  3. MoreCowbell

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    In league two, I'll be looking to trade either Matt Ryan or Tom Brady soon. Ryan is currently 0.7 points away from being the top scoring player in the league, and Tom Brady is Tom Brady.

    Latter is probably a tad more expensive in terms of what I'll take, but both are very movable. I'm looking for a starter-worthy running back, but would also be interested in a wide receiver.
     
  4. Popped Cherries

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    Okay. I manually added the players involved in those trades to their respective teams. I also set your lineups with the players, so please check to make sure it's what you want.
     
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    One last update, as part of Edlemania's and Mr McGibblets trade, a player was by accident included in one of the drop players. Instead of dropping Eddie Royal, Desean Jackson was dropped. Once this trade goes through, I'll be manually adding DeSean back to the roster and I will remove Royal.
     
  6. Nettdata

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    How about that Josh Gordon, eh?

    Goes to rehab a week before his return.

    I'm sure Nom will be offering him up in a trade any time now...
     
  7. Nom Chompsky

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    Raise your hand if you have been personally victimized by Julio Jones
     
  8. zyron

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    Even if you take 200 yards away from him, you were still gonna lose.
     
  9. Popped Cherries

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    And you guys thought our league was bad with trades....
    I was just notified of a trade in another league I'm in.

    Antonio Brown for Terrence West and Doug Baldwin.

    Awesome.
     
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    Well I am glad to see the trade is already working wonders for MoreCowbell. He needed a lucky break after the last couple years he had.
     
  11. Nettdata

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    Fuck this.
     
  12. Now Slappy

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    Brady is back bitches!!
     
  13. Jimmy James

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    This is my season. Starting Colin Kaepernick.

    I want to die.
     
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    Fucking Green Bay... I should NOT have benched Adams... I really should NOT have benched Adams... 30 points on my bench already. Fuckers.
     
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    I DEMAND A RECOUNT.
     
  16. MoreCowbell

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    I'm not even gonna front, Blue Dog deserved that one, since (1) it was absurdly close, (2) it turned on the comical OT fuckery by Seattle and Arizona, and (3) our league doesn't give any points to him for either a blocked punt or blocked kick. You poor azure bastard.

    I'll take the W, though.
     
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  17. Nettdata

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    I'm losing to a guy who has 3 empty slots on his team this week.

    Fuck this, I'm out. I clearly have no fucking clue what I'm doing.

    All trades accepted... if I have anyone you want, you're more than welcome to them.
     
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    Score 130 pts and lose by 46. Yeah, that should happen.
     
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    Based on your decisions so far, I thought that was actually your policy already. I imagine that every time you make a trade, everyone is shocked that I'm not on the other end.

    I'm mad that I didn't veto that ridiculous Knile Davis trade in time, and that NFL.com didn't prevent you from dropping Hopkins in the first place. At least I got Snead out of it.
     
  20. Nettdata

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    That was part of the clearance sale.