Fuck. I visit my parents for a meagre 24 hours and with my dad coughing all over the place like an 8 year old trying to get out of school, I am probably going to be hacking my way through work all week if how my throat feels right now is any indication. This Mubarak - Swiss bank account thing has got me thinking of such an arrangement one day. Wouldn't that be grand. Having money in a Swiss bank account sure would give you a certain cache with the ladies.
How old is that guy? Is that not a college game? He probably hangs out in his old high school parking lot during lunch hour wearing his varsity jacket.
Yeah. I said this 20 days ago. I just spent $80 on roses to get delivered to her classroom tomorrow. Jesus Christ. Apparently hangovers make me dumber than actually being drunk. Married nearly 13 years and I'm still pussy whipped.
After the cold blast we experienced here, temps in the 70s today feel downright tropical and as such, I'm making a key lime pie. For some reason, I've gotten a pie-baking bug lately (probably some subconscious mechanism at play to avoid doing school work). Next up: Dutch Apple Pie.
Not so much here. Just went outside to bring the trash out and it's that barren, bitter type of cold, I scurried back inside rather quickly. In drunk news the video game party yesterday was awesome, hadn't really ever been to one before, but there was a shit ton of booze drank, many inappropriate jokes made and many asses kicked, we're already planning the next one. Tonight the gf and I try making our own sushi for the first time, should be interesting, especially since I bought 6 (liquor stores never have my brand so I stock up) bottles of sake to accompany the fish.
The girlfriend threw me an amazing surprise party last night and I had one of the greatest nights Ive had in a long time. Accordingly, I have one of the worst hangovers Ive had in a long time.
I finally took the Christmas tree down!!! A month and a half late, and taking the lights off was easy as all the branches were dry and could just snap off. Hooray!!!!
The sun was coming up when I got home this morning. Today has just been a complete waste but that was the best sleep of my life. That shit is DANGEROUS but so very delicious.
Wait...it's imitation whipped cream flavored vodka? Not flavored to taste like whipped cream, but to taste like imitation whipped cream?
I didn't read the bottle until now, but it tastes like whipped cream, maybe with a little more vanilla. There is no alcohol taste whatsoever. Imitation flavored or not... it's delicious.
Who else has seen the movie "Last of the Ski Bums"? My buddy had us watch it last Friday before we hit the slopes, movie is fucking awesome.
God I hope that whoever made that egg that Lady Gaga is inside at the Grammy's forgot to put any air-holes in it. She is such an ugly fucking moron.
That's what you get for (a) not drinking in a timely manner, and (b) not taking the time to smell your wine before chugging it.