Not the answer I was thinking of. It's days. A day is 24 hours. But a half day is 4 hours. (As in 'I only had to work a half day.')
My friend who tells the truth too much when she drinks says her friend hooked up with Gaga at NYU before she blew up and there is no penis. I believe her. I still don't trust her and wouldn't touch her if I met her. In other news, I'd fuck Gweneth Paltrow. She isn't a great singer, but I think the expectations are so low and I want to fuck her, it just surprises me when she does. Edit: Looking good and being sexy are two different things. I agree.
Japan, don't ever change: However, you tell me this isn't the greatest pillow in the history of the universe: ..you can buy these. I WANT.
Apparently no gangbang. There was people having sex on a matress in front of the couch I was sleeping on for the week. I was just so drunk that I must have been seeing triple. I did wake up naked and sweaty, so, who knows.
While looking through videos for my last post, I was reminded of this one. Holy hell I forgot how intense this was. Also a good version.
Sometime in college I went out drinking with my coworkers (degenerate bar staff), and a few came back. My roommates were really pissed at me the next day, because apparently I let fat people run wild through our apartment having sex on couches and such. Whoops. Right now I'm watching the remake of Last House on the Left. I've seen it before, but watching it now made me think to mention here that it's bad ass. You should watch it instead of the Grammys. In other news: a friend sent me this: http://tinypic.cc/8qp4ak4. It's a random assortment of girls and ridiculous pictures or both. I know it sounds dumb, but damned if I haven't spent a long time clicking through the shit.
Yeah, I repped MoreCowbell the same thing, but that article just made me sad for them. More so than reading one of Durbanite's posts. I just feel bad for the guys.
I will say that I really do like Lady Gaga. Some of her songs are very good (for pop music), but I'm more a fan because I think she understands the persona. It seems calculated to me, like she was able to read how the culture winds were blowing, at took advantage of a lot of the unthinking masses, from fashionistas to Gleeks. But, nothing she's done is really that edgy, when compared to the crazy shit of latter decades:
Wow, I thought J Biebs at least had the best new artist thing all locked up. And I actually liked the Jolene rendition and am ashamed to admit that I thought the new Johnny Dep version of John Mayer was oddly attractive.
The Rihanna/Eminem/Dre performance was tits. But, and I've asked this before in the hiphop forum with no answer, why does Eminem get a pass for blatantly rapping over his own vocals?
Not watching, but I don't dislike Bieber at all. From what I've seen, it's more his fans that are obnoxious, and he just milks it. Hard to come down on a 16 year old, and he was decently funny on The Daily Show. On the other hand, Demetri Martin doesn't get 1/100th of the shit as Bieber, yet he's 37 and has the exact same hair.