Well, I haven't received the disc with all my pics yet, my photographer friend just sent me a "sample."
Sounds like we have our next wahoo target gentleman. The withholding of hot pictures shall not be tolerated for any reason as specified in the the second article of the TiB constitution.
Isn't that last part more Boston? In elementary school I lost over a year of gym class because I had a speech problem where I pronounced my r's kind of like that but longer. Car became cahhhh, far became fahhhh, etc. It sucked that they made me miss gym to sit in a speech class.
Good lord Passchendaele is a stupid fucking movie. What the fuck were you thinking, Paul Gross? In other news: beer gone makes for a sad astronaut.
First of all, I thought 75% of the people exposed as Southern in this thread were Canadian, so that's Mindfuck the First. Mindfuck the Second? WHAT THE FUCK IS A SQUEET?
Pimptress, you know I love ya and all, so don't take this the wrong way....but you got some SERIOUS crazy eyes going on in that picture. Is it just the pciture, or do you normally look that homicidal? No. Fixin' to and fittin' to are separate phrases (or at least, I've encountered them sepearately), but mean basically the same thing. You can also add 'finna' as a similar word ("I'm finna head to the store later"), although I'm unsure about its relation to the others. I'm guessing you're going for Boston here, and that sentence is problematic. Bostonians drop r's, but wudder is Delaware through Rhode Island (especially RI and PA). Those two don't usually intersect. If the person was from around Boston, it's "waaahta"
My corner bar has a Gentleman's Special, aka a shot of whiskey followed by a pint of PBR*. I highly recommend it. *yes, it's a hipster bar. But free pool!
Give her some credit. She is smart enough to have a good lawyer knock it down to manslaughter. Edit: Squeet translates to lets go eat. If you hear that know that they are probably talking about possum.
My dad is originally from Boston, but spent half of his childhood in Wilmington, DE. Delaware is the only place I've heard "wudder". He sounds like a Texan now because he came down here for college and loved it. But, he can drop back into that godawful mix at will.
I don't want to hear any of you Northerners complaining about Southern dialect. A properly executed southern accent on a sweet girl in a thin sundress is the sexiest thing in the world. Girls with a Boston or Jersey accent? I think my penis just crawled up inside itself.
You think yer smarter'n me, boy? On my first day of substitute teaching in Oklahoma I was trying to make small talk with a kid and asked him what he liked to do for fun. kid: Fowlin'. Me: Like duckhunting or something. kid looking at me like i'm retarded: No. Fowlin'. You never been fowlin'. Me thinking this kid is trying to make me look stupid: No, can't say I have. kid: Well, my dad owns a few, so we do that a lot. Me: Wait. It's something you own? kid: Yeah, you know four wheels you ride around on 'em. Me: Oh, you mean four-wheeling. You like to go four-wheeling. The English teacher must love you.
I'll squeet-squeet on that any day, but if you think I'm not going to taunt her hick ass mercilessly, y'all'r slicker'n a pig in shit on a doorknob cousinfucker chitlins Confederacy. Oh, Scotch.