Wow. I got hit on and I wasn't even here. Don't go signing blank cheques like that...for all you know, I'm 300lbs with a lazy eye. Still want me to try and pick you up?
For Valentine's Day, my wife is "getting" me a pistol. I pick it out. $500-ish limit. What sucks is, she's using my money (hellooooo bread winner) toward the purchase. What's awesome is, she's completely cool with a badass handgun and my wanting to get a concealed carry license. It's worth the tradeoff. On an unrelated (I hope) note, do you know what makes bad scotch, good? Coke.
So for valentines day, I cooked my girlfriend a nice dinner, got a bottle of wine, bought her flowers, and then took her out. She got so drunk I spent the remainder of the evening cleaning up puke off various surfaces of my couch, bed etc... Happy fucking Valentines bullshit. I'm grabbing a beer.
I'm drunk and still fantasizing about having sex in Pee Wee's Playhouse. I really want head from the chair.
I will be working the majority of "Valentine's Weekend" and almost all day Valentine's Day. I will, however, have time Saturday night to indulge in appletinis and then fall asleep from this hellish week. Aside: I just got to yell at a room full of boy scouts about them being stupid fucking imbeciles. I actually used the words 'imbeciles' and 'jackwagons' in my tirade.
The secret is to duct tape their mouths, or hypnotize them into not remembering a thing. Rufies are also acceptable. Pervert.
I don't know if this will work because I'm posting from my iPad but we drank earlier from one of the best small breweries here in Montreal ever.
So are most of the bridges and "community project" shit they do. Give em a badge, and they go away with a smile.
That hurts. I'm an Eagle Scout, and I'm good at sex. THATS WHAT THE GIRLS SAY AFTER I SEX THEIR VAGINAS don't stereotype!
I hope they're not just telling you what you want to hear because my one experience with an Eagle Scout was, as I said, horrible. I couldn't even begin to fake it enough to make him think I'd liked it.