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The Only Official Thread of the Weekend! WDT 4/8/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Apr 8, 2011.

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  1. Juice

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    I really enjoy when joke fights with my girlfriend turn into real ones. Shes a nurse and got mad when I said people with Gluten allergies are faking. Touchy, touchy.
     
    #181 Juice, Apr 9, 2011
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    "I love my (beagle) (Dad) (cancer victim) (religion) (country) (mailman) (pool boy) (favorite band) and I'm not afraid to show it!!"
     
    #182 Misanthropic, Apr 9, 2011
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    You forgot the "97% of people who read this message are afraid to repost this" and "Like this and repost it to show your love for[(beagle) (Dad) (cancer victim) (religion) (country) (mailman) (pool boy) (favorite band)]!!!!!!!!!1!!!"
     
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    My dumb ass thought about deleting facebook a couple weeks ago. I decided to hold off until after my birthday. Glad that worked out for me.
     
    #184 Gravitas, Apr 9, 2011
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    Apply copious amounts of vaseline and carefully remove the stick that is firmly lodged up your anal cavity.
     
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    Just got my monthly "Why don't you get a job doing procurement for a military contractor?" speech. Apparently "I don't want to spend my life at a job I care absolutely nothing about" is not an acceptable answer.

    Neither is "I will spend my first paycheck on a gun and blow my brains out."
     
    #186 BL1Y, Apr 9, 2011
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    My mom pulled the "You should really think about law school again" card the other day.

     
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    BL1Y,

    I swear I'm not trying to be a prick, so if it comes off this way I apologize in advance, maybe I just missed something or I don't pay attention (which is seemingly always), but do people here have some vested interest in your website or your ability to get a job?
     
    #188 Poopourri, Apr 9, 2011
  9. BL1Y

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    Phila Lawyer and Rob both write for it, so I can see why people here would be interested in it. But, it's a site aimed at the legal community and largely gets traffic through referrals from other legal websites, so the "wah, what? what is this shit?" reaction isn't as common with the actual target audience.

    Also, haters gon' hate.
     
    #189 BL1Y, Apr 9, 2011
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    It was a legit question. Didn't feel like wading through threads to figure it out, figured I would just ask the source. Like I said, wasn't being a dick, just never knew what you actually do...
     
    #190 Poopourri, Apr 9, 2011
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    I also write reviews of articles on Cosmo, but that's really more of a hobby.
     
    #191 BL1Y, Apr 9, 2011
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    Just got back from French Quarter Fest, which was excellent as always. However, I feel a PSA is in order.

    Girls, not everyone should wear short shorts.
     
    #192 Noland, Apr 9, 2011
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    Good evening motherfuckers.

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    #193 Juice, Apr 9, 2011
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    Anyone know anything about this stuff?

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    I just remembered I got a bottle for Christmas.
     
    #194 BL1Y, Apr 9, 2011
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    Every line at Trader Joe's is now six people deep. Including the one I'm in. It looks like an open casting call for the definitive documentary on hipsters.

    Hurry up fuckers my organic sorbet is melting.
     
    #195 DrFrylock, Apr 9, 2011
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    When there's 5 posts mentioning it every day, you eventually get at least mildly curious.

    And the title will be...
     
    #196 MoreCowbell, Apr 9, 2011
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    "I don't like pumpkins"

     
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    It's hard to find a job when you're updating strangers on the minutae of your unemployed life every hour.

    Try using that internet connection to check out monster.com
     
    #198 scotchcrotch, Apr 9, 2011
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    The 10 7 year olds we had here today for my son's birthday party have gone home. I was so busy answering questions (like, Mr. $100T2, why do bees chase kids? Why do they chase us when we run? Why does Tonka get excited when we run, yell, and scream?) that this bottle of Sailor Jerry has been horribly neglected.

    Left over pizza and birthday cake should go nicely with my rum.
     
    #199 $100T2, Apr 9, 2011
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    I have a teenth and a homemade brownie recipe. My Saturday night is assured to be better than yours.

    Also trying out a Chicago-style deep dish pizza recipe. Shit smells delicious so far. It remains to be seen if the taste can deliver in kind.
     
    #200 Rob4Broncos, Apr 9, 2011
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