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The Only Official Thread of the Weekend! WDT 4/8/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Apr 8, 2011.

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  1. abneretta

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    Just got home from my courier job. Driving in weather like this is awesome, it's a beautiful day.

    I get to meet my sister's new boyfriend this evening. I'm going to do my best to embarrass her, it's the right thing to do. Then I have yet another baby shower to attend tomorrow, then I'm done going to these things until the first of May for another friend's baby shower. I swear there's something in the water around here.

    I would like everyone to drink one for me this weekend, since the wildest I'll be getting is drinking some sweet tea.
     
  2. taste_my_rainbow

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    Yeah, well, nice girls don't spit.
     
  3. Nettdata

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    Ever since I was a kid... my Grandfather always said to catch the first fish of the year, spit on it, and throw it back. It pisses them off and makes them fight harder the next time.

    Wouldn't you get pissed off if you were spat upon?
     
  4. Nettdata

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    Oh... in case it wasn't blatantly obvious, this does not translate well to women. Or, actually, it does... but they end up fighting TOO hard.
     
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    Unless its a hooker, they usually dont mind. And like a fish, I think a hooker would rather be spit upon than eaten by her captor.
     
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    That's when you bring out the big guns

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  7. Nettdata

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    Fuck I love this documentary.

    There's a scene in it when Jimmy Page picks up a beat up old guitar and starts into the riff that helped define rock and roll; Whole Lotta Love.

    Jack White and The Edge both get a look of wonder in their eyes, and just grin like fools while watching Jimmy Fucking Page play one of the most recognizable guitar riffs ever.

    Goose bumps.
     
  8. Nom Chompsky

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    Neither do naughty ones.
     
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    Fucking a, I just had an interesting flight. Spoil for geeky flight story
    It was an instrument flight where I did certain climbs and turns using just instruments. Halfway through the flight, we get a radio call saying that a "marine layer" is rolling in and everyone needs to head home. We're working in an area half hour from home, so we started our trek back. Halfway back home we hit the layer of clouds, it was down around 100ft above the ground spanning to about 4000 ft above. So, we had to pick up an instrument clearance to fly through this crap. It takes us a good 30 minutes to get this clearance while we're flying around trying to avoid the clouds and trying to figure out if we are going to land at a field away from home field. Anywho, we get this clearance and we start our 20 min trek back home through the clouds. He pick up a precision approach back to home field which is basically an dude in the tower walking us on to a glide slope that leads us to the end of the runway so we can land in the clouds. Our minimum altitude to break out of the clouds and land is at 370 ft above ground, and we break out and get eye's on the runway at about 420 ft above. My instructor flew everything in from when we got our clearance to when we landed. When we were on the ground, she, yes she, admitted that this approach was her very first actual instrument approach ever, and she is a Navy LT who's been in the fleet for at least 6 years. Fuck-ing-a. She was white knuckled the entire approach.
     
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    Sometimes just the proper marketing is enough to get the job done.
     

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    Sitting here waiting to see if our vacation to D.C. is a go or not. Definitely need a drink.
     
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    Red Sox win, I'm drunk as fuck, and today was an awesome day.

    I hope everyone has a most excellent weekend.
     
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    Ahh, sweet Bud Light.

    I like my beer like I like my violence, domestic.
     
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    I just spilled 2 beers in a row. One went into my keyboard. I think it's a sign.
     
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    It's a sign that you need to stop spilling your drink, you damned drunk.
     
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    I don't, but that's fucking awesome. And here I thought Allord was the only purveyor of Rule 34 around here...
     
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    I hate people who borrow stuff and return it all fucked up.

    Just spent an hour rebuilding a BBQ I lent out about 8 months ago for a friend's fishing trip.

    Its a Weber with the cast iron grill; a rather nice BBQ.

    Got it back, and 2 of the castor wheels were broken, the handle on the lid was missing, the grates were all rusted to shit, the the drip pan was ripped off and sitting inside the thing, and one of the side shelves was fucked.

    And the tank was empty.

    At least he had the good graces to be embarrassed while returning it.

    Spent an hour with the sand blaster, welder, and some heat resistant paint, and it's back to looking good. Now just treating the grill with a ton of oil and letting it burn through a quarter tank of propane.

    More and more every day I find I'm turning into Hank Hill.
     
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    Damnit managed to get way too fucked up tonight... struck out 3 times, and one was with the fat girl, god damn it that was embarrassing. On the other hand i am really fucking drunk and left the bar with the same amount of money i went in there with.
     
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    I just finished it as well. Makes me want to put the bass away and buy a guitar. The things they did with those instruments just blew my mind.

    One thing about music I love; there is always something that will blow your mind.
     
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    Was anyone else a little bit pissed off that Jack White insisted on being so weird? The Edge and Jimmy Page were normal guys, "Here's my family, here's where I grew up..." Jack White has an actor hired to play himself as a child? Jesus. Weird.
     
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